Welcome to the SECOND round of ATRL REDUX SEASON ONE!!!
Notice: Tonight's judging has been done by a friend of mine, Becca (doing Paris), another friend Jordan (doing Simon), and myself (doing Miss Cleo).
[audience claps]
I have a feeling we're going to have yet another great show tonight. We had some great (and not so great) song choices tonight, so let's hope that our contestents are prepared for what's coming!
This episode, Sarah Michelle Gellar has decided to go off and slay some more vampires, so we are going to have a new judge tonight! Welcome...
MISS CLEO!!!
Yes, we have the lovely Miss Cleo in our studio today, the world renowned Tarot Card Reader. Let's see what she has to say!
Miss Cleo: Hi dear! How are yoooo?
Chris: I'm fine. How do you feel about our contestants tonight?
Miss Cleo: The tarot cards are 'a screamin out to me darlin! Tonight's show is gonna be crazy! And you know what? Know that to be a... positive thing! Uh huh. CALL ME NOW FOR A FREE TAROT READIN!
Chris: Sounds like tonight's show is going to be great! So let's start off with our first contestant....
CHRISTINA AGUILERA! She will be singing Purple Rain by Prince
Paris Hilton: Well, I just want to say HELLO EVERYONE! I'm feeling hot tongiht!
Purple Rain is a sexy song to begin with, but you have the vocals to match. Matches. Matches
like my shoes match my handbag. *kicks legs up* See? That's hot.
Simon Cowell: Christina, I think you have one of the best voices in today's music industry. I don't think that song was perfect for you, but honestly, you can almost sing anything and make it golden. You were great.
Miss Cleo: Well, darlin'. Things happen for a reason, ya know. And your picking that song was a great choice. I love yooo! The sun card said you'd do a great job! And you did!
Chris: Thank you Christina! You seem to have done well! Time for the next contestant!
we have...
NICK LACHEY! He will be singing Because of You by Kelly Clarkson
Paris Hilton: That was like, mediocre. Is that the word? *looks around* It seems to be emotional to you.That
stuck out to me. Thats like, really deep. The vocals just like.. weren't the same.
Simon Cowell: Nick, you really have a great voice and probably one of the better voices today among the males in the United States. But, I think that was completely the wrong song for you. It was just so awkward and weird, and it just didn't work.
Miss Cleo: Allllllll right babycakes. That was... not too bad. You have a nice voice, but I agree with the tarot cards. You should have picked a song that was better with the moon, darlin. You were a bit off in certain parts, especially the bridge.
Chris: Great job, Nick. Thanks for your performance. Next up, we have
CHRISTINA MILIAN singing Let Me Love You by Mario
Paris Hilton: I had fun watching that, not a star performance, but definitely enjoyable.
Simon Cowell: Okay, here we go. First of all Christina, you're singing voice is not that great. And to top it all off, you chose an awful song for yourself. I just thought it was all over the place. Hideous.
Miss Cleo: Oh darlin... I drew the 5 of pentacles for you darlin... so I knew there would be a bit of a problem with that performance. Your dancing was great babycakes, but the singing wasn't the best. Leave me to say no more.
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