8:12 – WOW! WAY too much time spent on ******** choreograph resulting in breathy, out-of-tune vocals. The Band Perry deliver the worst performance of the night so far. Eat your heart out Taylor Swift.
8:10 – Awful, AWFUL vocals from The Band Perry and her little hobbit-haired brothers.
8:07 – Blake Shelton looks like a hemorrhoid suffer squeezing out a two flusher. Jesus.
8:06 – Okay, so why in the HELL does Blake “The Decider” Shelton get two performances on this dumb thing? Are you serious? And we’re not even half way through.
8:05 – WOW! Did we all hear the chocked back anger from Miranda Lambert having to give Eric Church that award? Remember the two have a history, when Eric called out artists with backgrounds in reality shows.