Lights point to the center of the stage, as Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive plays in the background
A large, transparent closet appears from under the stage and is slowly elevated. The closet doors open and two couples make their entrance holding hands : Charlie Puth with Meghan Trainor and Shawn Mendes with that girl from Fifth Harmony.
Shawn : Hello
Charlie : Make some noooooooise
Meghan : It's an honor for us to be here, presenting Best R&B Performance.
Charlie : That's right
Shawn : The theme of love is the core of R&B music. So, what better way to present it than to share the stage with our beautiful, fierce and 100% legitimate girlfriends!
Charlie : No doubt
*Charlie and Meghan tongue kiss for 7 seconds. Camera zooms*
Shawn : The 5 nominees are all unique in their own way.
Meghan : Some we danced to, some we cried to, some we smoked to
Shawn : Some we spooned to
Charlie : Hehe, that's right bro
*Charlie and Meghan tongue kiss for 10 seconds. Camera zooms*
Shawn : The variety in the R&B field this year is admirable. The nominations include a club banger, a trap anthem, a smooth sex jam and a pop song
Charlie : And of course, a song by my man, The Weeknd.
Meghan : Let's take a look at the nominations
Shawn : And the win...
Charlie : I didn't mean "my man", as in
my man, I meant like my friend, my homeboy, my buddy, you know. In a friendly kind of way. Just 2 bros hanging out, you know
*Charlie and Meghan tongue kiss for 15 seconds. Camera zooms*
Shawn : And the win...
Girl from 5H : We'd like to say our first collaborative EP,
True love. We swear. is out on iTunes TONIGHT! But it's not some pre-planned solo project, it was spontaneous. Shoutout to my group!
*camera shows 4 empty seats in the 10th row*
Shawn : Cool. And the winner is...
THE WEEKND - THE HILLS!!!!
*The camera zooms in on The Weeknd' as he struggles to get up and find balance. 4 white, blonde girls escort him to the stage as an unidentified angry Mexican, dressed in all purple, is seen storming out of the venue.*
The Weeknd : Hi
*Charlie runs to hug him with tears in his eyes*
Charlie : I'm so proud of you, bro. We made it, bro!
The Weeknd : Are you from Make A Wish or something? Anyway, um, yeah, I'd like to dedicate this award to all the women that have been in my life. You're my inspiration. You're all beautiful, special, Caucasian and important. Shoutout to all the girls out there, you're the reason I'm making music. I love y'all
Charlie : That's right, dude. Girls for the win, man. For real
The Weeknd : I also want to dedicate this award to all the new artists out there.
Charlie : Yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss king, stan for us
The Weeknd : I may have been in the game for quite some time, but this is my first year in the mainstream, so I feel like I'm one of you. You just never know when that breakthrough moment is going to come. You just have to wait for your turn and stay true to yourself
*camera shows Diplo's plus one, as a teardrop falls on her "I will not be ignored" t-shirt*
The Weeknd : Have a great night. Bless you!
*Shawn and that girl walk away, as Charlie and Meghan tongue kiss in the background*