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There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night. The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls. The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen! After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!
…hehe Get it?
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so the guy in the middle was giving them both of a handjob???
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Originally posted by DynamiteD1VA
BITCH IM COMING FOR YO ASS!
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Originally posted by desbes99
There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night. The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls. The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen! After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!
…hehe Get it?
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............ OMG!
They were basically getting jerked off by the guy in the middle, in their sleep and cummed all over the guy who slept in the middle!
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Never, ever, ever, ever.
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Request please
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Originally posted by Lovatostan
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I'll just text these bitches. Too much work to call them all.
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Originally posted by CaliQueenSelena
I'll just text these bitches. Too much work to call them all.
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haha glad to see you enjoy the most pervy joke i've ever heard but isnt this a bit off topic i think we should go back to talking about how Flawless she is and how stupid people look when they believe the whole rumor about her and wilmer 'whats his name' getting engaged and moving in together
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Originally posted by desbes99
haha glad to see you enjoy the most pervy joke i've ever heard but isnt this a bit off topic i think we should go back to talking about how Flawless she is and how stupid people look when they believe the whole rumor about her and wilmer 'whats his name' getting engaged and moving in together
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Even if they were, people need to mind their own business. Demi is getting el dick and she's living her life. Leave her alone. Even if she is dating Handy Manny.
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Originally posted by Lovatostan
Request online first
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Bitch, you didn't add Massachusetts. Why are you shading the best state?
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I didn't make the list
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Originally posted by Lovatostan
I didn't make the list
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Ohh.
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Its 11:16 pm and I have to wake up at 4:30 am to revise physics because I have a test tomorrow .... Stab me.
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Originally posted by Lovatostan
Its 11:16 pm and I have to wake up at 4:30 am to revise physics because I have a test tomorrow .... Stab me.
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have funnnnnnnn!!!!! xoxo
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Originally posted by desbes99
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Hun I live in Saudi Arabia
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Originally posted by desbes99
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Are there black people there?
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Originally posted by CaliQueenSelena
Are there black people there?
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um yes how is it relevant
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