My godfather says 16 oz bottles of Coke are "huge" and "could fill up 3 of our glasses at home".
We measure them.
They didn't even fill up 2 glasses.
And then he argues, "Well, those are HUGE glasses! I could never even drink one of them!"
He always drinks 2 glasses of orange juice or milk... in those glasses.
I went to Big Lot and I tried to get a water and when I did some metal pole fell on top of some lady. Now she's suing the store I think. I feel horrible and my day is ruined.
I went to Big Lot and I tried to get a water and when I did some metal pole fell on top of some lady. Now she's suing the store I think. I feel horrible and my day is ruined.
I went to Big Lot and I tried to get a water and when I did some metal pole fell on top of some lady. Now she's suing the store I think. I feel horrible and my day is ruined.
How badly was she injured? I want to feel less guilty about smirking.