Each choice has an equal chance of leading to a trick or a treat at this point. Your choice here is basically just which version of the story you want to go through.
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It seems way funnier with all the formatting @cupid!
Well, I'll choose the thing that's good for me (aka my wife), yeah, who says I won't survive?
Tell the (poké)monsters to come and get it, I'mma hit the lights in the woods!
I'll take Selena's advice and go towards the woods.