Welcome back to the third season of ATRL's Holy Trinity! I'm so glad that all of you decided to participate in this game! It would be nothing without the players.
Right now, there are 14 of you left. However, by the end of this challenge, there will only be 12. Again, it's another double elimination with two member of the Flop Trinity being eliminated, as decided by the Golden Trinity. Single eliminations are coming, I promise.
ThePITSTrinity
Most music is good to an extent. However, some music is just horrible. Everyone has different tastes and despises different things. This trinity is about showcasing those songs.
For this round, you'll be making a three-song trinity with songs you can't stand.
TIPS
This trinity should be entertaining and a change of pace, not something like "I hate this song because it reminds me of being bullied" or something.
Use many different types of music.
Use your best judgement idk
A reminder that Trinities are made up of three songs with optional descriptions, usually formatted in some fashion. In case you still don't understand, here's a (not perfect) example entry I made for myself. Remember, this is just one approach. Please do not use songs from my example trinity. This example trinity kinda sucks
New York, NY by Nina Hagen
I literally just don't understand. Is this a joke. First of all the hair, do I need to say more. Also, she sings like that awkward uncle that's secretly a pedophile, trying to put on funny voices while talking to children. Then she breaks out the opera singing??? And all with this cheesy ass sounding song about New York, while she sounds like she's possessed by a demon. She keeps shooting me looks in the video like she's planning to castrate me in my sleep and I don't know what to do anymore.
Five Neigbours Moaning by Jaap Blonk, Koichi Makigami, Paul Dutton, Phil Minton & David Moss
These people all make whole careers off of these stupid, 100% improvised "songs" where all they do is make weird noises with their mouth. Yes, this is 100% legitimate. **** art, this trash. You might as well listen to an eight year old throwing up on a plane, although I don't want to give them any ideas.
Everyone is Gay by A Great Big World
This song makes me SO ****ING ANGRY. "If you're gay, then you're gay / If you're straight, well that's great!" Okay????????? It's such a cheesy mess. Whose ****ing idea was this. I'm so tired of crap like this. Everyone is not gay. And that ****ing "HOORAY!" at the end. Jesus Christ. I didn't know Kidz Bop started supporting gay rights.
This is all due in my inbox only (Tymps.) by 10 PM EST on July 26th!
It's first you wanna leave.
