Lana Del Rey singing Cola (Schwarz Remix) in the background...
My ex's friend: "'My ***** tastes like Pepsi Cola,' is that what she's saying?"
My ex & I: Yes.
My ex's friend: No wonder why it tastes so flat.
My ex & I:
Should I be worried that I enjoyed the Rangers' Thunderzords being torn into shreds? Seeing them in despair and stripped of their powers is thrilling for some reason.