So I decided to uninstall Google Chrome and now use Opera as my main browser. If Google Chrome misses me, too bad you had your chance but you just had to **** up
I was texting my girlfriend and I was like "do you want to hang out tomorrow for a few minutes?" She's grounded, so it would have to be real quick, and it's like she put me on ignore
We smelled smoke in our house like 20 minutes ago but couldn't find the source of it and the smoke detectors weren't going off. It was probably our neighbors ****ing wood stove that they insist on using even though it's 2012 and it's caught their house on fire 2 times already.
Found out that my uncle's estate is worth well over 150,000. He has an apartment, condo, car, and savings. We have to get a lawyer. I hope this doesn't get messy.
I'm tired 
