If you were a Jolie stan, oh, the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to
If you were a Jolie stan, the things I'd do to you
But you're not, so I can't, then I won't, but if you were a Jolie stan
Poor me. There's a way better one where I list all the points where people declared Gaga "over" and insisted she would be fine. It was a pretty long list.
The first 6 weeks or so of the ARTPOP era were actually decent and then it all just fell apart