[The Original High]

Originally posted by GotSkill

I'm just a terrible flirt I would nevah do anything else

[Temporal]

Originally posted by posh

Does "wring me like a sponge mop" sound sexy?

Not really, a wet hairy mop can't be associated with sexy

[Truth Teller]

Originally posted by posh

I won the The 'Thanx 4 Nothin' (Worst Lamb) award at the 2015 Lambily Awards. That's all.

I won the Rainbow Award (Best Hybrid Stan) that year

[Jackson]

I'm too local to the Kats though

I haven't been nominated in any stan awards other than the kats and the swifties

[Temporal]

I'm an irrelevant stan for everyone

GotSkill can I have you peep at (hopefully) the last draft of my song?

[Hugamari]

I only won one Animal award and that's because pears rigged the results.

[Jackson]

Originally posted by ClarksonSlays

I'm an irrelevant stan for everyone

GotSkill can I have you peep at (hopefully) the last draft of my song?

of course

[keshaspearsxo]

I won four awards at The Pears (the official Grammys of the Kesha stanbass) including most hated animal, shadiest animal, bitchiest animal, and messiest moment

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by Hugamari

I only won one Animal award and that's because pears rigged the results.

[Temporal]

Originally posted by keshaspearsxo

I won four awards at The Pears (the official Grammys of the Kesha stanbass) including most hated animal, shadiest animal, bitchiest animal, and messiest moment

Those are all awful wins

[Jackson]

At the KatyCat Awards I won Best New KatyCat, Best Avi, and Best Use of Gifs

[UFO]

Originally posted by ClarksonSlays

Those are all awful wins

Right? I mean, if you're gonna rig the results, at least pick better wins

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by ClarksonSlays

Those are all awful wins

I deserve it for everything I have done to them

[posh]

UGH, I just came up with a catchy bit that has been missing from my chorus.
I've been waiting patiently for it to hit me. It's kinda generic, but hopefully in a good way.

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by EuphorianSea

Right? I mean, if you're gonna rig the results, at least pick better wins

Those ones weren't rigged, I hosted them twice. First one was rigged second was legit because I'm a better person now

That's why I had to rename it to The Pears instead of Animal Awards because the animal awards became rigged and hated I had to rebrand it

[UFO]

Originally posted by posh

UGH, I just came up with a catchy bit that has been missing from my chorus.
I've been waiting patiently for it to hit me. It's kinda generic, but hopefully in a good way.

All my catchy parts always hit me last minute

[Jackson]

Obviously the best use of gifs award (This Is How We Do Award) was my idea because I knew I'd win

[keshaspearsxo]

At The Pears Sam won Biggest Meltdowns and both Best New Animal and Best Animal. The slayage. Together we won 50% of the awards

[UFO]

Done!

Will be doing this for future songs.. if I make it

[keshaspearsxo]

I forgot about having to finish a song