Tonight lets discuss the boyfriends/girlfriends/ significant others you guys have had over the years.
I got my first girlfriend when I was 16. Her name was Em and I pretty much changed everything about myself to be with her(she's the reason I got into fashion though, so thanks bitch). We broke up when I told her I was going to FIT because she figured I should go to an IVY and be her "dream man" and live my life for her. It hurt, because I loved her and she cried and claimed she loved me but I had to go for my dream. Bitch got a boyfriend less than a week after we broke up(WE WERE TOGETHER FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS). I'm over her now, and only time I see her is on her trashy ass etsy account which I got shut down when I was drunk once. She was really cute though.
That's pretty much my only "gf" but I've pretty much spent my life occupying that line for my best friend Nat. She has terrible taste in guys, and they are all jealous of me because I'm hotter and more important than then to her. Lately I've been kind of crushing on her.
I've hooked up with countless girls after that, and got a blowjob from a guy when I was drunk once, but that's as far as I crossed into that lane.
Get the **** over yourselves
Why you confused? I'm the one on prescription painkillers right now.
