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Tournament: ATRL APPRENTICE II: Second HIRED Female Apprentice (WINNER!)
Member Since: 10/5/2009
Posts: 137,162
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WELCOME!
For every amazing game.. I make songs about members, teams, groups of people, etc.
They've always been controversial and made the people pressed..
And now, it's that time again.
"**** ME"
This is an R-rated song with highly inappropriate lyrics, so hide your parents away!
 Lyrics Here![sexy, mood-setting instrumental]
[speaking]
Jimmy.. Owl..
I think you know what time it is.
I can only give one of you my dick..
And this is hard to choose, but -
You know what..
**** it, I choose you both.
[instrumental continues]
[Verse 1]
Get in the bed, leave your clothes on the floor
Get out the whips, treat me like a *****.
Dick up the anus, you know that's what I'm waitin' for,
All this *** in my body, it's burnin' me to the core.
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Verse 2]
I'm here to take you for a ride, like an airplane.
I'll make-make it go, make it ra-ain.
Make you go crazy, go-go-go insane.
Let's do the Rebecca Black, it's ****in' FRIDAY!
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Bridge]
I'm your ice cream, give me a lick
Lady GaGa, Disco stick!
Give me some glue, so I'll stick..
To- your- he-e-e-eart!
I'm your lover, kiss me up
I don't even give a ****..
If I leave, with lipstick on my faaaaace!
Just come over and..
[Chorus]
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
You (you)
Know (know)
I'm (I-I-I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
..For you to **** me!
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Member Since: 1/16/2010
Posts: 17,698
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ATRL APPRENTICE: TOP 15
"I also make sure that I create some healthy competition between my teammates, to create a form of motivation.”
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Originally posted by KT&T
Your picture sealed the deal. ALEXZ2 Just kidding!
Your application needs improvement but your sincerity and interest in other people could make you a great salesman. Social **** never sleeps alone. We designed a birdhouse just for you. Welcome to Trump Tower!
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Originally posted by JimMy.HardcoRe
The gorl is ****ing real, I loved his application and from what Ive seen the kid is fierce enough to make the final cut. There something telling me I want to know more about him.
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Owl
This is JimMy.HarcoRe's first choice.
KT&T (Trumpchairs):
1. Marnie
2. Beyoncefan1
3. ForrestFuller
foxaylove:
1. Dancehall Queen
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SiXo:
1. #GetAlong
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Matty:
1. Ðeucés
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Angelo:
1. UnusualBoy
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JimMy.HarcoRe:
1. Owl
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What makes you special?
I'm not afraid to say that there exist a lot of things that make me special. I strive to succeed, I'm not afraid to speak my mind and that's not even the half of it. I'm not afraid to be myself [which is a fear that a lot of people tend to have.] A lot of other things that make me special exist, but you'll have to choose me to be able to find out.
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Hoot-hoot!
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Member Since: 10/3/2009
Posts: 35,844
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Originally posted by KT&T
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Fortunately, it only happens at the beginning of your games.
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Member Since: 12/16/2008
Posts: 59,380
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Who traslated the thread's name? It sounds weird
It sounds better: La Segunda Temporada del Aprendíz.
Just my honest opinion 
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Member Since: 1/6/2011
Posts: 14,156
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Member Since: 1/20/2009
Posts: 17,143
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Quote:
Originally posted by Remeese
WELCOME!
For every amazing game.. I make songs about members, teams, groups of people, etc.
They've always been controversial and made the people pressed..
And now, it's that time again.
"**** ME"
This is an R-rated song with highly inappropriate lyrics, so hide your parents away!
Lyrics Here!
[sexy, mood-setting instrumental]
[speaking]
Jimmy.. Owl..
I think you know what time it is.
I can only give one of you my dick..
And this is hard to choose, but -
You know what..
**** it, I choose you both.
[instrumental continues]
[Verse 1]
Get in the bed, leave your clothes on the floor
Get out the whips, treat me like a *****.
Dick up the anus, you know that's what I'm waitin' for,
All this *** in my body, it's burnin' me to the core.
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Verse 2]
I'm here to take you for a ride, like an airplane.
I'll make-make it go, make it ra-ain.
Make you go crazy, go-go-go insane.
Let's do the Rebecca Black, it's ****in' FRIDAY!
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Bridge]
I'm your ice cream, give me a lick
Lady GaGa, Disco stick!
Give me some glue, so I'll stick..
To- your- he-e-e-eart!
I'm your lover, kiss me up
I don't even give a ****..
If I leave, with lipstick on my faaaaace!
Just come over and..
[Chorus]
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
You (you)
Know (know)
I'm (I-I-I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
..For you to **** me! |
YASSSS PAPA, COME TO ME.
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
Posts: 18,931
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Grats Owl.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/11/2007
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Member Since: 12/24/2010
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Originally posted by JimMy.HardcoRe
Lies, this is you.
The one with the big earrings. Owl is next to you. |
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Member Since: 10/3/2009
Posts: 35,844
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Well done Owl 
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Member Since: 10/30/2008
Posts: 9,878
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Member Since: 3/12/2011
Posts: 10,342
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Congrats Owl your wish has been granted
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Member Since: 10/5/2009
Posts: 137,162
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Now nobody is gonna read my song because he put that on the same page :-/
Thats really messed up. I even said that I was going to post it on this page on page 61.
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Member Since: 6/14/2010
Posts: 1,370
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Member Since: 12/24/2010
Posts: 37,039
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Owl 
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Member Since: 1/16/2010
Posts: 17,698
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Originally posted by UnusualBoy
Who traslated the thread's name? It sounds weird
It sounds better: La Segunda Temporada del Aprendíz.
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Title changed again. TY
Good job sleeping with the judges Owl. 
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
Posts: 18,931
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"Let me make a gif for my return to the business world.”
Owl and Deuces have the same quote? 
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Member Since: 7/15/2005
Posts: 27,703
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Quote:
Originally posted by Remeese
WELCOME!
For every amazing game.. I make songs about members, teams, groups of people, etc.
They've always been controversial and made the people pressed..
And now, it's that time again.
"**** ME"
This is an R-rated song with highly inappropriate lyrics, so hide your parents away!
Lyrics Here!
[sexy, mood-setting instrumental]
[speaking]
Jimmy.. Owl..
I think you know what time it is.
I can only give one of you my dick..
And this is hard to choose, but -
You know what..
**** it, I choose you both.
[instrumental continues]
[Verse 1]
Get in the bed, leave your clothes on the floor
Get out the whips, treat me like a *****.
Dick up the anus, you know that's what I'm waitin' for,
All this *** in my body, it's burnin' me to the core.
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Verse 2]
I'm here to take you for a ride, like an airplane.
I'll make-make it go, make it ra-ain.
Make you go crazy, go-go-go insane.
Let's do the Rebecca Black, it's ****in' FRIDAY!
[Pre-Chorus]
You (know),
I (just),
Want that piece of your pie.
You (know),
If I (don't),
Then I just might have to die.. i-i-i-ie.
[Chorus]
Just come over and..
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
[Bridge]
I'm your ice cream, give me a lick
Lady GaGa, Disco stick!
Give me some glue, so I'll stick..
To- your- he-e-e-eart!
I'm your lover, kiss me up
I don't even give a ****..
If I leave, with lipstick on my faaaaace!
Just come over and..
[Chorus]
**** me. Choose your position.
**** me. I'm the yarn to your kitten..
You know it's time to..
**** me!
**** me like a ducky, in your swimming poooool.
You (know)
Know (I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
For you to **** me.
You (you)
Know (know)
I'm (I-I-I'm)
Re-e-e-e-eady!
..For you to **** me! |
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Member Since: 10/3/2009
Posts: 35,844
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Quote:
Originally posted by Remeese
Now nobody is gonna read my song because he put that on the same page :-/
Thats really messed up. I even said that I was going to post it on this page on page 61.
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I'm ready to watch your blog.
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Member Since: 10/3/2010
Posts: 50,276
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Congrats Owl
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