I wanted to join art club, so the head of the club asked us each to draw a shoe and bring it back to him so he could see where our skills were. So I drew my shoe and gave it to him and his face got all scrunched up. I got scared. He looked at me and was like "DaeKwan, this isn't a ****ography shop. Dick's aren't allowed here."
He said my shoe looked like a penis. I cackled.
