So I had a realistic dream about meeting Gaga face to face, to put it short
The bitch brushed me off and told 5 other fans to go backstage, then eventually she brought me to this musical lair only me and her.
She ****in played the new single to me
I was all "Holy **** this is so poppy, with an "oomph" of TFM teas" She laughed

It felt like I've actually met her now though, it killed me when I awoken
