RT is full of quite a few ghey boys who like to make others think they are straight. Whether this is because they hate themselves or because they are bored is unclear.
These are the nominees...
JustLuke
Changes
Rider
Guernica
And the winner is...
CHANGES!
Okay when I first met Changes I thought he was gay. However as time went on and I grew to know and love Changes, his straight acting personality grew more and more. No thot comes close to acting as straight as Changes *looks at Luke* and I'm glad he's winning this coveted award. Who knows maybe he actually is straight after all?
Most Controversial Thot
Best New Thot
Most Annoying Thot
Most Elusive Thot
Thottiest Thot
Most Educated Thot
Most Random Thot
Best Dressed Thot
Noisiest Thot
Messiest Thot
Most Rude Thot
Most Str8 Acting Thot
Cutest Thot
Friendliest Thot
Funniest Thot
Lifetime Achievement
Best Female
Best Male
Thot of the Year
Hello
My name is Samuel Littlefeather
I'm a white and I'm president of the National White Affirmative Image committee
I'm representing MiMiLamb this evening and she has asked me to tell you in a very long speech which I cannot share with you presently because of time, but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards
That she would very regretfully, cannot accept this very generous reward
And the reasons for this being are the treatment of white americans today, by the Random Thots indsutry.... *pauses and waits for people to finish booing*
and TV and movie re-runs and also with recent happenings at wounded knee.
I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future, our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity.
Thank-you on behalf of MiMiLamb.
Retro got it
