[1989]

Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk:
Misheard: Fill my cup, put some ***** in it
Actual: Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

[umich]

Good For You
Actual: Doing it up like Midas
Misheard: don't eat off of my ass

[Prismy]

Originally posted by BlackAura

2NE1's Go Away
"Beyonce, Beyonce, i'm walking out of destiny".
Whent it's "Fiance, i'm walking out of destiny.

The fact that it makes sence, as if Beyonce leaving destiny child to go solo

Omg, the unintended pun.

[ilovemusic432]

One Direction - Drag Me Down

What I heard: The shadow of a man who could never be his best
What they say: The shell of a man who could never be his best

[Opium]

Originally posted by BlackAura

2NE1's Go Away
"Beyonce, Beyonce, i'm walking out of destiny".
Whent it's "Fiance, i'm walking out of destiny.

The fact that it makes sence, as if Beyonce leaving destiny child to go solo

Well, that's the point

[PacifyHer]

Adore.
I love Ariana and the song but I didn't understand ANYTHING she was saying until I read the lyrics 25 times.

[PacifyHer]

Originally posted by umich

Good For You
Actual: Doing it up like Midas
Misheard: don't eat off of my ass

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

[lousaysthings]

Selena Gomez - "Slow Down"

Actual: Mr TSA, I'm ready for inspection
Misheard: Mr T would say I'm ready for inspection

I only just found out today and it all makes so much more sense that what I've been singing for 2 years

[ilovemusic432]

Originally posted by lousaysthings

Selena Gomez - "Slow Down"

Actual: Mr TSA, I'm ready for inspection
Misheard: Mr T would say I'm ready for inspection

I only just found out today and it all makes so much more sense that what I've been singing for 2 years

I thought she said Mr T too

[its_britney_bitch]

Britney Spears - "How I Roll"

Misheard: "You can be my [f-word] tonight"
Actual: "You can be my thug tonight"

[Colton Haynes]

Originally posted by its_britney_bitch

Britney Spears- "How I Roll"

Misheard: "You can be my [f-word] tonight"
Actual: "You can be my thug tonight"

She did that on purpose

[Phunk]

Originally posted by lousaysthings

Selena Gomez - "Slow Down"

Actual: Mr TSA, I'm ready for inspection
Misheard: Mr T would say I'm ready for inspection

I only just found out today and it all makes so much more sense that what I've been singing for 2 years

Wait, she doesn't say Mr. T?

[ilovemusic432]

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Misheard: Hardly the typical kind of f***er
Actual: Hardly the type I fall for

Misheard: Baby, can't you see? These girls are hitting on me
Actual: Baby, can't you see? (see), how these clothes are fitting on me (me)

[Jet]

Toxic - Britney
"Your toxic *** taking under" is actually "Your toxic I'm slipping under"

Hands on me - Ariana
"Picture me and you making, n***a's need love" is actually "Picture me and you making, making sweet love"

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by Atlas

Mirrors
"With your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soap"

Originally posted by keepitundercover

i want you to love me, like im a hot pie

Mine was a mess the first time I heard it:
Sia - Chandlier
Actual: Party girls don't get hurt, can't feel anything, when will I learn
Heard: Party girls don't get hurt, can't see anything, when will I learn

Actual: I'm the one for a good time call
Heard: I'm the one for a good c** call

Actual: 1 2 3, 1 2 3 drink
Heard: Why do you, why do you drink

[MeAndMyHand]

Taylor Swift - Blank space
saying: Got a long list of ex lovers
heard: Got lonely Starbucks lovers

Sa'ra Charismata - Mushroom
saying: 1up 2up 3up
heard: 1up to Africa

P!nk - Just like a pill
When I was like 11, I though she was singing "in the middle of Norway" and I was so excited that somebody had written a song about Norway.

[K$Ellie]

Originally posted by Jet

Toxic - Britney
"Your toxic *** taking under" is actually "Your toxic I'm slipping under"

I though it was "your toxic gun slipping under"

[Tylerbv]

i still hear f***ot every time in break free

[Dragonfly]

Mariah Carey - Mine Again

I'm accountable for what went bad
I'm a cannibal for what went mad

[alexanderao]

Alessia Cara - Outlaws

Misheard: And if they lock us away / then I'll still be here / probably waiting to kill more time with you...

Actual: And if they lock us away / then I'll still be here / proudly waiting to kill more time with you...