-My Near Death Experience-
This one dream I had involved a school field trip to a magic show. We were all sitting and watching, (I was in elementary school at the time) in amazement at how lovely all of the magician's tricks were. For one trick, the magician said he needed an assistant. He called me up. And he said, "For this next trick, ... well, you'll see." So he gets this blanket and immediately wraps it around my nose and mouth and starts suffocating me, and I kept struggling but I literally couldn't breathe. I felt like I was about to lose consciousness but then I woke up and I was actually suffocating IRL because my head was face-down in the pillow!
I could have died and you *****s would have missed out! Poor alternate universes where I don't exist.
