Member Since: 1/13/2012
Posts: 13,577
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TEMPORAL'S PERSONAL AD
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I enjoy long, Gay walks on the beach, getting ****ed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Vagina(S). I really like piņa coladas mixed with Semen, and romantic, candle-lit Turtles. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Donald Trump. I travel frequently, especially to A Sleazy Motel 8, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Prostitute.) I am looking for Penis and beauty in the form of a Belgian goddess. She should have the physique of Kelly Clarkson and the Deez Nuts of Taylor Swift. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my *****S. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 70 days ago, and I have since become more Horny.
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JPOW'S PERSONAL AD
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I enjoy long, Horny walks on the beach, getting Loved in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Rats. I really like piņa coladas mixed with Gatorade, and romantic, candle-lit Aloe Vera Plants. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Niko Amii. I travel frequently, especially to Warsaw, Poland, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Dog Breeder.) I am looking for Oreo and beauty in the form of a Filipino goddess. She should have the physique of Hillary Clinton and the Left Shoe of Lady Gaga. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Oreos. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 193 days ago, and I have since become more Sludgey .
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Thank you for not being flops like the rest!
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Maybe. This game is EXHAUSTING but I stay doing this to myself every week 
