[State of Grace.]

"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart"

[Schhh]

Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time

[Thanatos]

8 Katy Perry - Rise 0.4121 0.4146 0.4105 0.4001 0.3954 0.3890

[Smilers]

this is stupid
i'm not stupid
don't talk to me like i'm stupid
i still love you but I just cant do this
i'm maybe dumb but i'm not stupid

[State of Grace.]

Big hoops, and maroon lips, my clique hoppin' in my Maserati
Santa Barbara, chique, at La Super Rica, grabbing tacos, checking out hotties
Now we talking astrology, getting our nails did, all Japanese-y
Day drinking at the Wildcats, sucking real bad at Mariah Carey-oke

[Аshanti]

Saucer of milk
Table for two
You wanna pet my kitty?
You such a dirty doggy

You chewed me up and spit me out
Like I was poison in your mouth
You took my light, you drained me down
But that was then and this is now, now look at me


Okay this may take a while

[Homogenic]

Originally posted by Schhh

Seems cold but baby no it doesn't have to be
Microwaving a metal tragedy

Proably the worst lyric of all time

Originally posted by Smilers

this is stupid
i'm not stupid
don't talk to me like i'm stupid
i still love you but I just cant do this
i'm maybe dumb but i'm not stupid

When people say that Dated tRash is a good album

[Smilers]

love it when you call me Legs
In the morning buy me eggs

[Ina Garten]

Originally posted by Schhh

Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time

it was just or wear ear condom next time, no 'an'

she's such a bad writer she had to cram that corny line in there with caveman grammar

[Аshanti]

So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine I'll tell mine that you're gay!

[Ina Garten]

I just want to be free, I just want to be me
And I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties

and they say Katy writes music for kids?

[RihannasVeryOwn]

Originally posted by Schhh

Seems cold but baby no it doesn't have to be
Microwaving a metal tragedy

Proably the worst lyric of all time

No that's definitely

Oh my god no exaggeration
Boy, all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You've got the finest architecture
And oh the rainbow looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it's all for me.

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock

[SpinThatShhh]

Just ask your gay friends their advice, before you
Get a spray tan on Holiday

[Smilers]

I can tell you're obsessed by your shortness of breath
Ooh, my cookie monster wants a taste test
Be a good boy and I'll show you the rest
Ooh, my little voyeur wants to play explorer

[SpinThatShhh]

Originally posted by Schhh

Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time

This is actually a great lyric.

[Аshanti]

If you think Medieval Warfare is better than anything on Art Angels you're an awful person and you don't love yourself

[RihannasVeryOwn]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown
Don’t let the greatness get you down

There were posters with cliches like this on the walls of my little brothers year 1 classroom

[Homogenic]

When I trust you we can do it with the lights on
When I trust you we can do it with the lights on
When I trust you we’ll make love until the morning
Let me tell you all my secrets, and I whisper ‘til the day’s done

[State of Grace.]

Walk down the runway, but don't puke, It's okay
You just had a salad today, Boulangerie

[SpinThatShhh]

Only Kumty could sexualise the Cookie Monster.