Okay. First of all, speak up, I can't hear ya. 2nd of all, thanks for calling me out in public. Remind me not to tell you about any banks I may rob or murders I may commit. I forgot what I was gonna say, so old. Damn this Alzheimer's! Bones hurt, must gonna rain soon.
Now I understand what that line in "Ice box" means: "I'm so old, I'm so old, I'm so old..."
For the most part I'm not. I could have done without the geezer advertisement. I feel like now I should be selling erectile disfunction pills or diabetes supplies. Maybe I should anchor "60 Minutes," or be Cher's bodyguard. Maybe I should wear my pants around my chest or just sit around the house and eat pudding because that's all I can chew because I didn't get any Polident for my dentures. Okay, I think I'm done. Wait...
The countdown for the Hottest MCs in the Game and the bottom 5 has already formed itself and this is what it looks like.
10. Jim Jones
9. Common
8. 50 Cent
7. Jay Z
6. Young Jeezy
What the top 5 will probably look like:
5. The Game
4. Lil Wayne
3. T.I.
2. Andre 3000
1. Kanye West
What I think it should look like:
5. The Game
4. Kanye West
3. Andre 3000
2. Lil Wayne
1. T.I.
Ben, you didn't even put Nas in there. Not only that, but you put Lil' Wayne at #1 He doesn't even write his on raps. And, do you honestly think they will put The Game in there?
Nas is one of the greatest MCs of all time not one of the hottest MCs in the game right now and ok maybe Lil Wayne isn't #1 but he has rapped on every beat. And I would have to think The Game is ahead of 50 Cent.