[Daydream]

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

"Hoosen up my buttons babe"

[M A R C]

Lean On:

**** this, fire a c*m.

[KeshasFansRose]

Taylor Swift - Blank Space

What is is: Got a long list of ex lovers

What I heard: Gotta love those Starbucks lovers

[cOe]

LA Hallucinations - "there's a little butthole in my golden cup"
Original is black hole.

[Teneo]

Originally posted by havefaithrestart

At the beginning I thought he was saying "DEVILS DEVILS DEVILS"

It's actually "LEVELS LEVELS LEVELS"

I mean, the actual lyrics make more sense but still

I thought he was saying "girls, girls, girls" and that it was another song being sampled

[ralani]

i want you to love me, like im a hot pie

[Hurem]

What I heard: "Want you in my room when your baby is sick"
What it is: "Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick"

[Dylobs]

Starstrukk

What I heard: "Tai Chi Double D, making me go *whistle*"
What it is: "Tight Jeans, Double D, makin me go *whistle*"

I was like, what's so alluring about martial arts

[umich]

Britney - Radar

Actual: I'm checking you, so hot, so hot
Misheard: My chicken is so hot, so hot

[URBAN]

Shawn Mendes - Stitches

Shawn says: "You watch me bleed until I can't breathe..."

First time I heard it with my nephew: "You watch me beat it till I can't breathe..."

My nephew (14) said "ew" so I paused and looked up the lyrics.

I'm so glad it was "bleed" and not "beat it".

[umich]

Originally posted by Urban_Fan

Shawn Mendes - Stitches

Shawn says: "You watch me bleed until I can't breathe..."

First time I heard it with my nephew: "You watch me beat it till I can't breathe..."

My nephew (14) said "ew" so I paused and looked up the lyrics.

I'm so glad it was "bleed" and not "beat it".

[Dämon]

In 4 Minutes.

I keep hearing "Don't be a Britney" instead of, well I have no idea what Justin sings anyway.

[Lorelei]

Beyonce on Videophone sings "You know them G's they be hollerin'"
I heard "You know that jizz made me holler"

[Opium]

Farting carrots instead of 14 carrats
and this

[theycallmemaraj]

Ariana - Lovin' It
Real: I just wanna get a little taste
I just wanna get a little taste before you go
MisheardI just wanna get a little taste
I just wanna get a little taste of ****ing you

[*Tim]

Originally posted by Truffle.

Taylor Swift: I Wish You Would

Misheard: Stand back wasted
Actual: Stand back where you stood

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiT

[BlackAura]

2NE1's Go Away
"Beyonce, Beyonce, i'm walking out of destiny".
Whent it's "Fiance, i'm walking out of destiny.

The fact that it makes sence, as if Beyonce leaving destiny child to go solo

[Atlas]

Mirrors
"With your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soap"

[LuckyCunt]

"Ain't been in here 15 minutes got a pocket full of digits and she just want dick now" - misheard
"Ain't been in here 15 minutes got a pocket full of digits and she just won't take no" - real lyrics

Chris Brown "Wall to Wall"

[BadBitches]

"And I know she'll be the death of me, at least we'll both be known"

"Just coz you’re raised in the bed and call the shots now on me, ooh"