[jinzo]

Originally posted by cancer

That's funny because Beyoncè is literally the only black woman that looks 10 years older than her age.

I agree.

[Brando]

Happy Birthday Britney

[DanceFreak]

Originally posted by gagashottea

324. Slumber Party

422. Glory

Ugly + retarded + flop

[cancer]

Originally posted by DanceFreak

Ugly + retarded + flop

[Aden]

Happy Birthday, Godney Billboardney.

[Lein]

Originally posted by Shinning

Happy 46th Birthday Britney

[ultraviolento]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

lol nope.

Anyway, luv your Charli 'SUCKER' primary avi.

#1 hit ✓
Top 10 solo hit ✓
Sold more than 150k solo albums ✓
Acclaimed ✓
Grammy nominated icon ✓
Poor CLown ✓

[Shinning]

Originally posted by cancer

That's funny because Beyoncè is literally the only black woman that looks 10 years older than her age.
I guess "black don't crack" doesn't apply to her.
Tragiqué.

Right

[DanceFreak]

Originally posted by Lein

dddd

Im pretty sure that inbred down syndrome trash is older than that.

[Hazard]

AKA was a bomb, no one denies this.

At least for every one tragic flop JLO redeems herself with at least 5 successful new ventures and projects.

She is outdoing Britney on iTunes with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney on Spotify with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney on social media with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney in Vegas with no new album since 2014.

She topped Forbes this decade (Britney didn't).

She revitalized Idol (Britney got fired from XFactor after 1 season).

JLO is that bitch all your faves clone, cut the disrespect.

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

#1 hit ✓
Top 10 solo hit ✓
Sold more than 150k solo albums ✓
Acclaimed ✓
Grammy nominated icon ✓
Poor CLown ✓

She's statistically a fad, hence why CL is worth 4x as much.
Vroom Vroom ain't paying the light bills dear.

[Ash12345]

Originally posted by slw84

Glory flopped. I think that is clear.
What isn't clear is how an artist who hasn't even cleared 10 years is struggling to keep up with the likes of Ariana vente and meghan needs a trainor

Poor thang kept promoting and the trail she led is the trail that left her behind.

Adele, Taylor, Katy, Rihanna, Bruno, Bieber even Selena gomez and Ariana Grande seem to be doing noticeably better, wouldn't you say?

It's like how back in 2005-2007 Britney was struggling to keep up with soul ha boy and Chris brown.
Gaga is today's Britney tbh

[ultraviolento]

[cancer]

Doesn't look a day over 50.

[cancer]

JLow is a tragic flop and no amount of business deals will make her unflop.

[RichGirlPlanet]

CHARLI XCX on Beats1 “CL is such a badass, I can’t wait for her own record to drop. I know it’s going to be amazing”

ddd IT is one of us.

[slw84]

Originally posted by cancer

A.K.A hasn't outsold Glory yet

A.K.A. debut: 33k

JLO hasn't even crossed 14x platinum with all of her 8 albums.

I'm not sure why we even give Hazard a platform worth of debates.

debuted late 90s early 00s
Britney 34x platinum (eligible for up to 37x platinum)
Alicia Keys 15.5x platinum (eligible for 19x platinum)
Xtina 14x platinum (eligible for 15x platinum)
Pink 14x platinum (eligible for 16x platinum)
Beyonce 13x platinum (eligible for up to 15x platinum)
Jennifer lopez 11x platinum (ELIGIBLE FOR NO MORE cert upgrades)

Britney has the #1 albums and hits for 3 decades and the diamond albums
Alicia has the solid album sales without gimmicks or watering down her sound/actual R&B classics
Xtina has her feature hits and 1 good and 2 solid albums and the 2nd best pop ballad of the 21 century
Pink has consistent hits (which over the last 10 years are the same ole rigamarole)
Beyonce has her gimmicks BUT is a touring force and has consistent R&B hits and is a boss

All of these ladies are Grammy award winning and have had multiple hits this decade without the aid of Pitbull

and then you have JLO. Sexy MILF who is wonderful at red carpet pictures and presented talented actors and singers with awards and accolades but not expected to receive any of her own...

Hazard, it's time to humble yourself a little...

[DanceFreak]

Originally posted by Hazard

AKA was a bomb, no one denies this.

At least for every one tragic flop JLO redeems herself with at least 5 successful new ventures and projects.

She is outdoing Britney on iTunes with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney on Spotify with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney on social media with no new album since 2014.

She is outdoing Britney in Vegas with no new album since 2014.

She topped Forbes this decade (Britney didn't).

She revitalized Idol (Britney got fired from XFactor after 1 season).

JLO is that bitch all your faves clone, cut the disrespect.

+ JLo never attempted to murder any children unlike Gurney who have done it multiple times.

[Aden]

These girls need to learn the ways of Godonna's soul sucking if they want to look vibrant and live long lives.

[RichGirlPlanet]

AHHH at the Navy clocking Homo in the Shoes thread.

"She faked teh note!!!!!111!!"

Yeah, no...