ROOMMATE UPDATE 4/22: THE DAY I FINALLY GOT A DAMN ROOMMATE!
Person #1: Finally talked to a gay kid who wanted to room with me. It was going well, but then he started asking me about weird drugs and if I would share any if we were roommates. I said no and he asked if he didn't mind if I did cocaine in the room and I awkwardly said "I'm gonna have to get back to you man!" and then unfriended him. He was somewhat cute but then I went through his pics and he's like this weird hippie kid who only wants to go do drugs and have sex with weird men. I don't need that in my life so it all worked out. So that was a dead end but the kid keeps trying it responding to my ad even after I told him I already decided to be a roommate with the guy I'm about to talk about.
Person #2: THE ROOMMATE! I put up another advertisement asking for a roommate for a dorm room and about 30 minutes later he messaged me. I was honestly shocked since he's like this super muscular jock but is a complete nerd.
He's super cool, loves horror movies, does coding, and writes/produces music. He isn't cute per say, but I would definitely try it with him if I had the chance since his brains and personality make up for it. He's like a nerdy buff guy and it's super awesome. We bonded over horror films, aspirations about directing, and similar music tastes and it was super chill and organic. He asked me if I wanted to be roommates and I was like "Um, sure man!"
So, I started questioning him about like homophobia, racism, etc to see if I could be good and be open in my dorm. He said that he lived in a homophobic racist town like mine, but like me he's accepting of all and is super cool with the gays. I told him that was good to hear and he then said he would help train me and set up an eating plan to make me buff like him!
This year will be my revival gays! I'll finally be desirable and look like a buff nerd as well!
He called me his gym bro and that he could get me looking like this by the end of the year.