Okay mother****er, I am done with your buffoonery.
You can email me back now. Really.
I was in love with you --> I set fire to the rain --> I told you not to
contact me ever again --> I saw you somewhere you I shouldn't have
seen you --> I blew you off --> I fell and scraped my knee --> it
became a serious ****ing BURN (how ironic, I set fire to my knee
basically) -->
thick clear **** is coming out of my burn
and I thought I
had maple syrup on my leg. I'M SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY!
oh and I love Big Bang Theory! 
gotta love him