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Album: Lady Gaga - 'Born This Way' (#1)
Member Since: 8/7/2010
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I might need to see a DL link in my PM box. 
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Member Since: 8/10/2010
Posts: 14,634
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Heavy Metal Lover will deafen me, so hardcore. Everything is just so hot.
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Member Since: 3/4/2011
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HEAVY METAL LOVER. Can't even deal right now 
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Member Since: 1/27/2006
Posts: 51,546
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Originally posted by Hi.Def
Or she could just come out the gate swinging w/ one of the best records of the album and sell BTW for awhile w/ only one single as opposed to "trying" w/ 3 singles (2 of which weren't received very well, especially Judas) +1 awful promo single. 
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Another single to remember + selling the album = #win.
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
Posts: 35,091
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This ugly bitch took my life and stomped it on the ground.
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Member Since: 9/26/2009
Posts: 2,146
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Marry the Night: 6/10
This sounds like an unknown dance song that I would randomly find on the radio at 4:00 AM. It sounds pretty tedious, very 80s and it should remain an album track forever and ever. The m-m-m’s are embarrassing, while the production sounds out of place at times. It is catchy though, and the repetitive chorus makes this song passable.
Born this Way: 4/10
Awkward “empowerment” song that sounds suspiciously like Madonna’s Express Yourself in a cheap way. It is rather overproduced and the result is relatively messy.
Government Hooker: 10/10
YES!! This song is FIRE!! The production is on POINT. The electronic clicks in the background are epic! I feel like listening to a video game with a catchy chorus. Her vocals are VERY effective too, as she delivers amazing emotion. I bow to this song.
Judas 6/10
This sounds like a weak mash up of Bad Romance and Poker Face. The production gets tiresome after a while, while her Judas-JUDA-AS screams get annoying pretty soon. Even though the song is very predictable and unoriginal, it is catchy and very danceable. However, I can’t listen to it many times because it does hurt my ears eventually.
Americano 3,5/10
The intro is truly EPIC! But the rest sounds like a weak leftover that was never meant to be included in any album. I will give it a 3,5 because it sounds catchy for the first part, but gets too annoying later.
Hair 1/10
NO! Gaga, NO! What is this? “I want lots of friends, I want parties, blah, blah, I wanna be FREE, my hair is ME, see you again, IT’S THE CLIIIMB”. Just no. Worst dance song I’ve heard in a very long time. This gets worse with every listen. I can’t even hear her vocals in the chorus because the song is so overproduced. I just hate the cheesy production, her weird screams and the disastrous lyrics.
Sceibe 8/10
This is good, I wish the melody was more consistent – it changes too much. But it’s still very catchy and rather well made. I love those little German rants and the occasional euro-disco sounds. Great song, however I hate how the melody alters at random points.
The Edge of Glory: 2/10
I really dislike this 1999-2001 Cher pastiche. It also sounds like a cheap JPop leftover to me. It’s really trashy in terms of production and the chorus makes me lol. “the edge – the edge-the edge – the edge – the edge – THE EDGEEEEEEEE”. Does she try to prove she can sing like Christina Aguilera (while she can’t)? Or does she try to prove she forgot to finish writing the chorus?
Bloody Mary 5/10
This is a rather forgettable track that should remain an album track. It has a dull production and should not really be included in this album. The lyrics are nothing special and it’s even less interesting than some of the worst songs on this album.
Bad Kids 4/10
The album just gets worse and worse, it seems. The lyrics resemble Born this Way, while the song is overproduced. I wanted to like this song based on its title, but it’s very forgettable, unfortunately.
Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) 4/10
My JPop soul embraced this title. I wanted to love this song; I wanted this song to become my anthem. But what the hell is this overproduced MESS? It has nothing special. The chorus is just “okay”, but it is really forgettable – like 80% of this album. This song is nothing special, it’s rather bad actually.
Heavy Metal Lover 6/10
The production for this song is enjoyable but unimpressive. I think its lyrics are better than most of the messy songs on this album. However, nothing impresses me in this cut, aside of the interesting bridge. It also gets boring eventually.
Electric Chapel 9/10
This cut reminds me of a 2000s song so bad! But I can’t remember which… Anyway, Electric Chapel has a mesmerizing production, while Gaga’s voice finally blends with the melody perfectly. My only complaint is the random use of guitar during the bridge, which sounds forced. Aside of that, this song SLAYED me!
You & I: 7/10
This is a decent love song that reminds me of 90s country. It also resembles Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One”. It is a bit dull but it sounds okay and is listenable. You & I serves as one of the better songs on the album and sounds refreshing – thank God.
TOTAL: 5,4/10
VERDICT: A MESS.
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Member Since: 7/22/2010
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I can't @ certain Rihanna stans running to youtube to upload the album and tweeting links all over creation...
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Member Since: 8/7/2010
Posts: 5,351
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I've found an assortment of links to listen to each song so I technically have the whole album, save You & I - but I'm not here for that.
Government Hooker. I came. Bad Kids, cute I guess. Americano next. 
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Member Since: 8/10/2010
Posts: 14,634
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Originally posted by iBeyoncé.
This ugly bitch took my life and stomped it on the ground.
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Why did we doubt her?
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Banned
Member Since: 11/19/2010
Posts: 4,697
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Originally posted by iBeyoncé.
This ugly bitch took my life and stomped it on the ground.
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I was going to report you, but this did make me chuckle. 
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
Posts: 18,931
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Quote:
Originally posted by iBeyoncé.
This ugly bitch took my life and stomped it on the ground.
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I love this post. 
And mine too, she just left it there on the ground. 
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Member Since: 8/18/2010
Posts: 339
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Someone please PM me a download link to the album!!
I need Government Hooker in full badly!!
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Member Since: 9/22/2010
Posts: 2,628
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Is there explicit versions yet?
I'm just listening to the full album through for the first time, I'm at Bad Kids, ****ing love every track so far.
Which songs will have explicit lyrics? So far, there's Government Hooker, and Bad Kids.
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Banned
Member Since: 3/17/2010
Posts: 4,869
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Highway Unicorn is so underrated. I love that song.
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Member Since: 8/7/2010
Posts: 5,351
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Now I know Americano won't be well received but that is the best song on the album (minus the ew in Judas) and you will ****ing deal.
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Member Since: 8/10/2010
Posts: 14,634
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Please get out of here with that cheap ass "review". This album is not ****ing around, this is not child's play.
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Banned
Member Since: 3/4/2011
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Originally posted by AyuM
Marry the Night: 6/10
This sounds like an unknown dance song that I would randomly find on the radio at 4:00 AM. It sounds pretty tedious, very 80s and it should remain an album track forever and ever. The m-m-m’s are embarrassing, while the production sounds out of place at times. It is catchy though, and the repetitive chorus makes this song passable.
Born this Way: 4/10
Awkward “empowerment” song that sounds suspiciously like Madonna’s Express Yourself in a cheap way. It is rather overproduced and the result is relatively messy.
Government Hooker: 10/10
YES!! This song is FIRE!! The production is on POINT. The electronic clicks in the background are epic! I feel like listening to a video game with a catchy chorus. Her vocals are VERY effective too, as she delivers amazing emotion. I bow to this song.
Judas 6/10
This sounds like a weak mash up of Bad Romance and Poker Face. The production gets tiresome after a while, while her Judas-JUDA-AS screams get annoying pretty soon. Even though the song is very predictable and unoriginal, it is catchy and very danceable. However, I can’t listen to it many times because it does hurt my ears eventually.
Americano 3,5/10
The intro is truly EPIC! But the rest sounds like a weak leftover that was never meant to be included in any album. I will give it a 3,5 because it sounds catchy for the first part, but gets too annoying later.
Hair 1/10
NO! Gaga, NO! What is this? “I want lots of friends, I want parties, blah, blah, I wanna be FREE, my hair is ME, see you again, IT’S THE CLIIIMB”. Just no. Worst dance song I’ve heard in a very long time. This gets worse with every listen. I can’t even hear her vocals in the chorus because the song is so overproduced. I just hate the cheesy production, her weird screams and the disastrous lyrics.
Sceibe 8/10
This is good, I wish the melody was more consistent – it changes too much. But it’s still very catchy and rather well made. I love those little German rants and the occasional euro-disco sounds. Great song, however I hate how the melody alters at random points.
The Edge of Glory: 2/10
I really dislike this 1999-2001 Cher pastiche. It also sounds like a cheap JPop leftover to me. It’s really trashy in terms of production and the chorus makes me lol. “the edge – the edge-the edge – the edge – the edge – THE EDGEEEEEEEE”. Does she try to prove she can sing like Christina Aguilera (while she can’t)? Or does she try to prove she forgot to finish writing the chorus?
Bloody Mary 5/10
This is a rather forgettable track that should remain an album track. It has a dull production and should not really be included in this album. The lyrics are nothing special and it’s even less interesting than some of the worst songs on this album.
Bad Kids 4/10
The album just gets worse and worse, it seems. The lyrics resemble Born this Way, while the song is overproduced. I wanted to like this song based on its title, but it’s very forgettable, unfortunately.
Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) 4/10
My JPop soul embraced this title. I wanted to love this song; I wanted this song to become my anthem. But what the hell is this overproduced MESS? It has nothing special. The chorus is just “okay”, but it is really forgettable – like 80% of this album. This song is nothing special, it’s rather bad actually.
Heavy Metal Lover 6/10
The production for this song is enjoyable but unimpressive. I think its lyrics are better than most of the messy songs on this album. However, nothing impresses me in this cut, aside of the interesting bridge. It also gets boring eventually.
Electric Chapel 9/10
This cut reminds me of a 2000s song so bad! But I can’t remember which… Anyway, Electric Chapel has a mesmerizing production, while Gaga’s voice finally blends with the melody perfectly. My only complaint is the random use of guitar during the bridge, which sounds forced. Aside of that, this song SLAYED me!
You & I: 7/10
This is a decent love song that reminds me of 90s country. It also resembles Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One”. It is a bit dull but it sounds okay and is listenable. You & I serves as one of the better songs on the album and sounds refreshing – thank God.
TOTAL: 5,4/10
VERDICT: A MESS.
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Member Since: 11/6/2010
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The album is good but not great, some tracks are kind of underwhelming and there are some that are just simply amazing.
01. Marry the Night 6/10
02. Born This Way 4/10
03. Government Hooker 7/10 (It's good, but does anyone else think she sounds like liza minelli in the beginning  )
04. Judas 10/10
05. Americano 6/10
06. Hair 9/10
07. Scheiße 6/10
08. Bloody Mary 10/10 (Best song on the album  and MUST be a single)
09. Bad Kids 8/10
10. Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) 10/10 
11. Heavy Metal Love 8/10
12. Electric Chapel 10/10 
13. Yoü and I 9/10
14. The Edge of Glory 10/10
Im impressed.
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Member Since: 3/4/2011
Posts: 898
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Anyone who gives Heavy Metal Lover less than an 8 out of 10 has gone and bumped their head.
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Member Since: 10/3/2010
Posts: 50,276
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Marry the Night: A+
Born this Way: B+
Government Hooker: B+
Judas: A+
Americano: A
Hair: A-
Scheiße: A
Bloody Mary: A
Bad Kids: B-
Highway Unicorn (Road to Love): A
Heavy Metal Lover: A
Electric Chapel: A+
You and I: A-
The Edge of Glory: A-
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