Applause. A lazy lukewarm mess that everyone convinced themselves to like because it clung on to #10 for a million weeks.
Perfume. Sia and will.i.am do fluorescent beige.
Every single from Avril Lavigne's latest album. Cheap attempts at scoring a hit that were outshined by their offensive levels of half-heartedness & mediocrity.
Hmm..
Call Me Maybe
I know this isnt a number one song but its stupid.. "What The Fox Say"
Blurred Lines
We Cant Stop was a hit that didn't deserve to be one
Last Friday Night
The One That Got Away
Part of Me
Wide Awake
Roar
Harlem Shake
Gangnam Style
Counting Stars
Party Rock Anthem/Sexy And I Know It
Scream & Shout
Work B*tch (not sure if it was a hit)
Anything Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
Say Something, Somebody That I Used To Know, Roar, We Are Young, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, I know You Were Trouble, When I Was Your Man, Sweet Nothing (because it's one of Calvin 's worst singles), Clarity, The A Team, Girlfriend (by Avril Lavigne)', Wide Awake, The Story Of My Life, Rolling In The Deep, Hall Of Fame (in the UK), etc