Walk 15 miles to the water tap.
Pump the water into a bucket.
Carry the bucket of water on my head back to my village.
Sponge self down with water from bucket.
Soap face, hair and body.
Sponge self clean again.
Then I rinse the sponge for my fellow villagers to clean themselves too.
I get completely naked, and then walk into the shower. I begin by slowly stroking up and down my penis. Eventually things get more vigorous, and seminal fluid gets expelled and splashes all over the walls, ceiling and floor. I then bend over, and grab a handful of semen from the floor, then start rubbing it all over my body and into my hair. I then wait for it to dry then put some clothes on and go to work.
This sounds ridiculous, but it saves water, and it works surprisingly nice as hair gel.
When washing hair (twice a week)
-Get in the shower and get my body wet (in the cold, I like to stand there for a fee minutes with warm-hot water)
-shampoo
-put on conditioner but do not rinse
-wash body
-rinse body wash and conditioner
-wash down there
-wash hands really well
-brush teeth
-wash face
-one last final rinse with warm water and I'm out of there
(When washing hair it I usually takes me 20-30 to take a shower)
Wet body & hair
Shampoo
Blackhead scrub for face
Acne medication for face
Rinse face
Rinse shampoo out
Conditioner
Piss
Wash body
Rinse conditioner
Rinse
I get completely naked, and then walk into the shower. I begin by slowly stroking up and down my penis. Eventually things get more vigorous, and seminal fluid gets expelled and splashes all over the walls, ceiling and floor. I then bend over, and grab a handful of semen from the floor, then start rubbing it all over my body and into my hair. I then wait for it to dry then put some clothes on and go to work.
This sounds ridiculous, but it saves water, and it works surprisingly nice as hair gel.
-Start water
-Set "Partition" to repeat
-Get in once water is warm
-Wash face
-Rinse
-Exfoliate
-Rinse
-Shampoo
-Rinse
-Wash upper-body (torsro/arms/crotch)
-Rinse
-Wash lower-body (legs/feet/a**)
-Rinse
-(sometimes I'll wash my face again)
-(sometimes have a lil dance session)
-Get out and dry myself
-Nude dash to my bedroom because I'm too lazy to get dressed, even though I brought my clothes to the bathroom with me
Wet body & hair
Shampoo
Blackhead scrub for face
Acne medication for face
Rinse face
Rinse shampoo out
Conditioner
Piss
Wash body
Rinse conditioner
Rinse
1. Let the water get warm
2. Sit on the edge of the bathtub with a robe on
3. Let the edge of the robe fall to reveal my succulent breast
4. Slide into the shower like Aphrodite
5. Play Partition and wash my body
6. Play Sexxx Dreams to wash my hair
7. Wash my face to Cover Girl
8. Turn off faucet and let the water droplets slide down my curves
9. fapfapfapfap
10. Put in contacts
11. Shave
12. Apply aftershave lotion to my face
13. Dry myself
14. Werk down the hallway
15. Look fierce the rest of the day
Wait, you put in your contacts after you touched yourself?
When washing hair (twice a week)
-Get in the shower and get my body wet (in the cold, I like to stand there for a fee minutes with warm-hot water)
-shampoo
-put on conditioner but do not rinse
-wash body
-rinse body wash and conditioner
-wash down there
-wash hands really well
-brush teeth
-wash face
-one last final rinse with warm water and I'm out of there
(When washing hair it I usually takes me 20-30 to take a shower)
I wash hair
Wash face then rinse
Take a few snap chats
Wash all over body
Rinse Hair
Put Conditioner in
Shave and then rinse body
Take more snaps
Rinse conditioner (with cold water)
Get out
, but I only do it sometimes 
shampoo, wash out, soap, rinse, chill, get out, dry off, and if no one's home walk around the house naked 
