No, this will not die after one edition!
MEDIA BLITZ!
Featuring 2 Jackasses = Donkeys = Democrats, Barack Obama (NOT Osama) and Hilary Clinton (NOT Duff) – I keed about “Jackasses”… don’t take certain words literally just as some losers do here in PF.
Obama---->

<----Clinton
20 months away…
As being *****d throughout the US mainstream media, the 2008 presidential race has been already going underway. Candidates have already announced their presidency on each the donkey & elephants sides. From the outlook, this election will probably have one of the biggest voter turnouts in United States history. (All thanks to these past couple years with Bush & Iraq) The current primary two Democratic frontrunners are a former first lady (Clinton) and probably one of the more ethical senators I’ve yet to see since gaining a personal interest in politics. (Obama) I think both of them would do a better job then our current administration. (One more so then the other) But at the same time, I’m starting to get attached with John McCain and a little with Rudy Giuliani over on the Republican side. I’ve yet to decide upon a top candidate who I want to support, and probably won’t until the debates are over. Either way how the candidates turn out after the primaries, I’m looking forward to that November day in 2008.

<----Quesadillas or Twister wraps anyone?
Rats at KFC/Taco Bell
You might’ve heard this: In a New York City fast food restaurant, rats flooded the place over one night. The next day, it was discovered by a couple people, which camera crews then filmed. The place had to be shut down; the rodents were dealt with, and everything within is currently being sanitized like crazy. The place was previously approved by a Health Commissioner, which was done & awarded the day earlier. …I was just surprised that they allowed a combined in one KFC and Taco Bell joint to go through. (‘~’ @ the thought if you ordered a burrito and it somehow got mixed up with a KFC product…yeah, add a rat to that…)
The Loser--->

<---One of the many terrible building conditions where some wounded soldiers are staying at.
You can boo: George W. Weightman
He is the loser who couldn’t handle a simple building (Walter Reed army medical center) containing recovering soldiers from Iraq or Afgahnistan. Here are these guys laying in their beds, in an infested + broken down complex, possibly back from a war stemmed from not-so-supportive agendas, and they are sick/injured/or damaged in someway to where they need actual help. It’s a complete abomination, and this man being just fired was a generous action. In my opinion, these boys(and girls) should be staying in a 4 or 5 -star hotel-like hospital until they are better, while Mr. Weightman, Dick Cheney, & George Dubya Bush are the bell-hops.

<---Jennifer Mee
She finally STFUs!
Yes, the girl with the non-stop hiccupping can finally relax now, and quit making constant awkward moments with whomever she’s around. 15 Y.O. Jennifer Mee tried everything from being scared, to breathing in bags, drinking certain fluids, to the simple yet weird tricks to get rid of her problem. This caught national attention, stole a little of Britney Spears’s Media spotlight, and had some of the nation making suggestions. Her problem just went away somehow last week… Just all of the sudden…Doctors can’t even find a reason why either. It’s weird…

<---She dresses too modestly.
Busy Beyonce
Wow. This woman is currently one of the best female solo artists on Earth. I am floored that she made a dozen plus new music videos from her 2nd album which is going to be re-released. From the looks of some of the clips seen, it seems that several of them were shot in the same studio/building…Yet, they all look interesting or entertaining to watch at least once. I’m also going to say right now that she’ll be taking in a few nominations for next year’s Grammy awards thanks to these latest actions. ...Beyonce ought to be enjoying her earned Spring Break.