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Poll: Which level of hell will you go to? (Dante's Inferno test)
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View Poll Results: What result did you get
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Purgatory - Repending Believers
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32 |
12.26% |
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Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers
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31 |
11.88% |
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Level 2 - Lustful
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21 |
8.05% |
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Level 3 - Gluttonous
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14 |
5.36% |
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Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious
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5 |
1.92% |
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Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy
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23 |
8.81% |
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Level 6 - Heretics
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50 |
19.16% |
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Level 7 - Violent
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47 |
18.01% |
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Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
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33 |
12.64% |
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Level 9 - Treacherous
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5 |
1.92% |
Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 864
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Level 8
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Member Since: 5/2/2012
Posts: 9,905
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Originally posted by CoolestPerson12
Getting frozen is painful. At least with fire your nerves burn off with ice it does not.
Anyway level 1 for me.
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So... it's not like they're frozen, like frozen they can't move and unconscious?
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Member Since: 12/28/2011
Posts: 883
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Originally posted by JayEl
Level 4
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Yay, i got a roomate lol
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Member Since: 3/14/2010
Posts: 4,074
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7. I got a strong match on level 9 too though.
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Member Since: 3/24/2012
Posts: 15,013
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Originally posted by La Cobra Mafia
So... it's not like they're frozen, like frozen they can't move and unconscious?
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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
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I don't know about you, but I don't want to be frozen deep in ice with my eyes and mouth frozen shut 
Give me raining flames, I'll be toasty.
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Member Since: 11/17/2011
Posts: 32,412
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Originally posted by La Cobra Mafia
So... it's not like they're frozen, like frozen they can't move and unconscious?
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Ever heard of freezer burn 
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Member Since: 2/12/2012
Posts: 27,814
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Originally posted by La Cobra Mafia
Better being frozen than getting showered with fire.
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But ch, look at your avi. Sailor Mars disapproves....
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Member Since: 5/9/2012
Posts: 13,858
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I'm the only one in level 3? 
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Third Level of Hell
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
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Member Since: 4/25/2011
Posts: 41,661
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Purgatory. Living saint tbh  .
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Member Since: 7/12/2010
Posts: 9,704
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I picked #2 without even realizing the quiz.
I am far from a #2...
Number ****ing 7.
Are you kidding me?
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Member Since: 11/8/2011
Posts: 31,648
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 10,338
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Level 1 
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Member Since: 4/19/2007
Posts: 6,714
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Level 1 
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Originally posted by First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Member Since: 3/6/2011
Posts: 7,176
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/24/2011
Posts: 6,860
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Level 6
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Member Since: 6/6/2011
Posts: 29,899
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Member Since: 4/25/2011
Posts: 41,661
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Originally posted by [Bask]
Level 1
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I actually like Level 1 more than Purgatory
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 8/1/2012
Posts: 27,547
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level 8 
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
Posts: 30,547
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I was thinking how pure my answers are  and I've got sent to "lucky" Level 7 
This level really turns out to be freaking hot sweaty-crazy-party club
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Member Since: 9/13/2009
Posts: 22,181
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Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Yall sinful souls could never
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