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Discussion: Omegle.
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Originally posted by Newt
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OMG I'm talking to a dude who haven't disconnected on me! And, oh, I said I was a girl. 
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This one was funny!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello The object to your left is your only weapon to fight off the Zombie invasion. WHat is it?
You: an iphone/ipod charging cord. Lol.
Stranger: I guess that will have to do, good luck out there.
You: thanks, lol.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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OMG the guy sent me a picture of his abs. 
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
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Barney said, "Sharing is caring."
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Originally posted by RileyFreeman
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey..
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are you this evening?
You: I'm grand and yourself?
Stranger: I am swell.. did you think about our conversation?
You: ...We've chatted before?
Stranger: We certainly have!
You: Oh...
You: OH NOW I REMEMBER!
Stranger: remember our exchange regarding hot dogs?
You: Yeah I remember.
You: And it leaked gooey filling.
Stranger: The massive intergallactical hot dog trading belt is in great termoil..
You: You rubbed my breasts and fondled my testicles at the same time.
Stranger: we must embark on a space mission to restore the peace between the gorgons and the menicites, so the trading may resume.
Stranger: Or else, noone anywhere in the entire universe well ever be able to enjoy hot dogs again!
You: Girl boo.
You have disconnected.
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LMFAOOOO !! 
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Member Since: 6/7/2009
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Originally posted by RileyFreeman
Barney said, "Sharing is caring."
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Sorry but he's mine bitch. 
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Hmmm this thread reminds me of a 'certain' thread we had over at Ald..
I see people lik to roam Ald
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
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Who said I wanted to keep him for myself?
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Member Since: 9/23/2010
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whats up
You: -_____- {yawns} I'm a guy.
Stranger: what?
You: I'M A GUY !
Stranger: oh easy
Stranger: me too
You: I'M NOT GAY
Stranger: i think you are
You: Your mom thinks otherwise.
Stranger: my mom is dead
Stranger: douche
Stranger: bag.
You: oh ok. she still loves my ****.
Stranger: she loves mine also
You have disconnected.
just...
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Originally posted by iEatYaBRAINS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whats up
You: -_____- {yawns} I'm a guy.
Stranger: what?
You: I'M A GUY !
Stranger: oh easy
Stranger: me too
You: I'M NOT GAY
Stranger: i think you are
You: Your mom thinks otherwise.
Stranger: my mom is dead
Stranger: douche
Stranger: bag.
You: oh ok. she still loves my ****.
Stranger: she loves mine also
You have disconnected.
just...
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EWWW! He on some incestuous necrophilia type ****.
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Member Since: 6/7/2009
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Originally posted by RileyFreeman
Who said I wanted to keep him for myself?
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I can read your mind boo 
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Member Since: 9/23/2010
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Originally posted by RileyFreeman
EWWW! He on some incestuous necrophilia type ****.
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lmaooo !! I'm saying
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I'm so annoying in there
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HIAM PROMO 
Stranger: female?
You: would you hold it against me
You: cause you feel like paradise
Stranger: no?
You: and i need a vacation tonight
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, 30 year old male from USA looking to chat with other adults, no cyber freaks pleez
You: But I love cyber freaks. Put your big uppercase "I" in my tiny and wet lowercase "o".
Stranger: sir?
Stranger: are you drinking?
You: MA'AM
Stranger: really? you are a female?
You: I'm not a "sir".
You: Yes, post-op.
Stranger: wow...congrats sir...oops...former sir
You: Thanks! I really feel like a woman now.
You: Does it bother you I'm transgender?
Stranger: you should sing a song to celebrate Matilda
Stranger: how would it bother me
Stranger: it's just a random chat
You: Matilda?
You: Who is that?
Stranger: oops...my bad
You: Are you insinuating I resemble Matilda?
Stranger: nope, I got the impression that was your name
You: But that's a very ugly name.
You: You sayin' I'm ugly boo?
Stranger: maybe...I wouldn't be able to tell Agatha
Stranger: not from chat
Stranger: but you might be a dimepiece also
Stranger: though I tend to think not
Stranger: but I could be wrong
You: A dimepiece?
Stranger: not the first or the last time
Stranger: umm hmmm
You: Are you Black?
Stranger: I am now
Stranger: are you black?
You: So if you're black, you have a big humungous jungle horse ****, right?
Stranger: eh, i wish
You: No, I'm Latina.
Stranger: but I enjoy the stereotype
Stranger: well, you should have hooked up with one by now right?
Stranger: wait...how old are you?
You: So how big are you?
Stranger: if you are under 15
Stranger: not very
You: I'm 24.
Stranger: you got a juicy booty?
Stranger: from where?
Stranger: Cali?
You: Yes, thick and lucious.
You: Why YES I am in Cali.
Stranger: bah chicka wow now
You: How did you know?
Stranger: well, you said Latina
You: Oh yeah daddy.
Stranger: the first thing I thought of
You: That sound makes my nipples hard.
Stranger: and you haven't ****ed a black guy?
Stranger: why not?
You: I have before.
Stranger: why you holding out lindsey?
You: I've been addicted since.
Stranger: hot damn
Stranger: once you go black...you never
Stranger: damn
You: My name is not Lindsey, It's Conseuela.
Stranger: i forget the rest
Stranger: cool name
You: It's "once you go black, you never go back."
You: And the saying is true.
Stranger: that's it
Stranger: *hits self upside the head*
You: Once I got a taste of that big, black cucumber in my mouth...
You: I was hooked.
Stranger: do you Latin homeboys get pissed cause you givin it up to the brothas?
Stranger: your*
You: Well most of them give it up to them also.
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah, so they can't really judge.
Stranger: i heard that
You: Where are you?
Stranger: I'm on East Coast
Stranger: Virginia
Stranger: so now you look like whom? Ru Paul?
You: I'm not THAT obvious.
You: I'd say Eva Longoria.
Stranger: wow...you have no shame in your game
You: I sure don't boo.
Stranger: and you must be in SoCal also
You: Yes, near San Diego.
You: Are you in Hampton or near?
Stranger: nope, closer to DC
Stranger: how you know about Hampton?
You: I had a **** buddy who once attended Hampton U.
Stranger: okay, I gotcha
Stranger: yeah, a few people I went to HS went there
Stranger: wow...i heard SD is really nice place to live
You: Yeah, aside from the small earthquakes we usually get. It's nice.
You: By the ocean.
Stranger: well, no snow
Stranger: which I would love
Stranger: we 'bout to get hit tomorrow with some
You: Yeah I heard on the news recently, Las Vegas was hit with snow.
You: I'm like, that's the desert though.
Stranger: global warming
Stranger: gonna **** up everything
You: Yeah it's even affecting my breasts, I feel the silicone moving around.
You: It's been pretty cold too.
Stranger: lol...you make 'em laugh before you **** 'em?
Stranger: or you go right for the ****?
You: That all depends on the size.
You: If it's a big one, sure.
You: If it's a toe, bye.
Stranger: okay..a size Queen I see
You: Oh yes, gotta fill me up.
You: I could never do over 12 inches though.
Stranger: and where do you find the ****ers...er the ones that **** you?
You: I want to keep my esophagus.
You: Um, random sites.
Stranger: i guess whatever field you are in is not the one you should be in
Stranger: do they have a Latina post-op famouse **** actress already?
You: I'm a transgender escort.
You: Not that I know of.
Stranger: and you sell your services where? i know craigslist is shut down
You: Although Christina Aguilera looks a little post-op to me.
Stranger: for that stuff
Stranger: yeah, she does actually
LAWDHAMMERCYGEEZUS TAKE ME HIGHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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Originally posted by rileyfreeman
you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from omegle will not be sent with the label 'stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi, 30 year old male from usa looking to chat with other adults, no cyber freaks pleez
you: But i love cyber freaks. Put your big uppercase "i" in my tiny and wet lowercase "o".
Stranger: Sir?
Stranger: Are you drinking?
You: Ma'am
stranger: Really? You are a female?
You: I'm not a "sir".
You: Yes, post-op.
Stranger: Wow...congrats sir...oops...former sir
you: Thanks! I really feel like a woman now.
You: Does it bother you i'm transgender?
Stranger: You should sing a song to celebrate matilda
stranger: How would it bother me
stranger: It's just a random chat
you: Matilda?
You: Who is that?
Stranger: Oops...my bad
you: Are you insinuating i resemble matilda?
Stranger: Nope, i got the impression that was your name
you: But that's a very ugly name.
You: You sayin' i'm ugly boo?
Stranger: Maybe...i wouldn't be able to tell agatha
stranger: Not from chat
stranger: But you might be a dimepiece also
stranger: Though i tend to think not
stranger: But i could be wrong
you: A dimepiece?
Stranger: Not the first or the last time
stranger: Umm hmmm
you: Are you black?
Stranger: I am now
stranger: Are you black?
You: So if you're black, you have a big humungous jungle horse ****, right?
Stranger: Eh, i wish
you: No, i'm latina.
Stranger: But i enjoy the stereotype
stranger: Well, you should have hooked up with one by now right?
Stranger: Wait...how old are you?
You: So how big are you?
Stranger: If you are under 15
stranger: Not very
you: I'm 24.
Stranger: You got a juicy booty?
Stranger: From where?
Stranger: Cali?
You: Yes, thick and lucious.
You: Why yes i am in cali.
Stranger: Bah chicka wow now
you: How did you know?
Stranger: Well, you said latina
you: Oh yeah daddy.
Stranger: The first thing i thought of
you: That sound makes my nipples hard.
Stranger: And you haven't ****ed a black guy?
Stranger: Why not?
You: I have before.
Stranger: Why you holding out lindsey?
You: I've been addicted since.
Stranger: Hot damn
stranger: Once you go black...you never
stranger: Damn
you: My name is not lindsey, it's conseuela.
Stranger: I forget the rest
stranger: Cool name
you: It's "once you go black, you never go back."
you: And the saying is true.
Stranger: That's it
stranger: *hits self upside the head*
you: Once i got a taste of that big, black cucumber in my mouth...
You: I was hooked.
Stranger: Do you latin homeboys get pissed cause you givin it up to the brothas?
Stranger: Your*
you: Well most of them give it up to them also.
Stranger: Lol
you: Yeah, so they can't really judge.
Stranger: I heard that
you: Where are you?
Stranger: I'm on east coast
stranger: Virginia
stranger: So now you look like whom? Ru paul?
You: I'm not that obvious.
You: I'd say eva longoria.
Stranger: Wow...you have no shame in your game
you: I sure don't boo.
Stranger: And you must be in socal also
you: Yes, near san diego.
You: Are you in hampton or near?
Stranger: Nope, closer to dc
stranger: How you know about hampton?
You: I had a **** buddy who once attended hampton u.
Stranger: Okay, i gotcha
stranger: Yeah, a few people i went to hs went there
stranger: Wow...i heard sd is really nice place to live
you: Yeah, aside from the small earthquakes we usually get. It's nice.
You: By the ocean.
Stranger: Well, no snow
stranger: Which i would love
stranger: We 'bout to get hit tomorrow with some
you: Yeah i heard on the news recently, las vegas was hit with snow.
You: I'm like, that's the desert though.
Stranger: Global warming
stranger: Gonna **** up everything
you: Yeah it's even affecting my breasts, i feel the silicone moving around.
You: It's been pretty cold too.
Stranger: Lol...you make 'em laugh before you **** 'em?
Stranger: Or you go right for the ****?
You: That all depends on the size.
You: If it's a big one, sure.
You: If it's a toe, bye.
Stranger: Okay..a size queen i see
you: Oh yes, gotta fill me up.
You: I could never do over 12 inches though.
Stranger: And where do you find the ****ers...er the ones that **** you?
You: I want to keep my esophagus.
You: Um, random sites.
Stranger: I guess whatever field you are in is not the one you should be in
stranger: Do they have a latina post-op famouse **** actress already?
You: I'm a transgender escort.
You: Not that i know of.
Stranger: And you sell your services where? I know craigslist is shut down
you: Although christina aguilera looks a little post-op to me.
Stranger: For that stuff
stranger: Yeah, she does actually
lawdhammercygeezus take me higherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
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****ing deathhhhhhhhhh. I think i died at least 4 times while reading that.
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Quote:
Originally posted by RileyFreeman
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, 30 year old male from USA looking to chat with other adults, no cyber freaks pleez
You: But I love cyber freaks. Put your big uppercase "I" in my tiny and wet lowercase "o".
Stranger: sir?
Stranger: are you drinking?
You: MA'AM
Stranger: really? you are a female?
You: I'm not a "sir".
You: Yes, post-op.
Stranger: wow...congrats sir...oops...former sir
You: Thanks! I really feel like a woman now.
You: Does it bother you I'm transgender?
Stranger: you should sing a song to celebrate Matilda
Stranger: how would it bother me
Stranger: it's just a random chat
You: Matilda?
You: Who is that?
Stranger: oops...my bad
You: Are you insinuating I resemble Matilda?
Stranger: nope, I got the impression that was your name
You: But that's a very ugly name.
You: You sayin' I'm ugly boo?
Stranger: maybe...I wouldn't be able to tell Agatha
Stranger: not from chat
Stranger: but you might be a dimepiece also
Stranger: though I tend to think not
Stranger: but I could be wrong
You: A dimepiece?
Stranger: not the first or the last time
Stranger: umm hmmm
You: Are you Black?
Stranger: I am now
Stranger: are you black?
You: So if you're black, you have a big humungous jungle horse ****, right?
Stranger: eh, i wish
You: No, I'm Latina.
Stranger: but I enjoy the stereotype
Stranger: well, you should have hooked up with one by now right?
Stranger: wait...how old are you?
You: So how big are you?
Stranger: if you are under 15
Stranger: not very
You: I'm 24.
Stranger: you got a juicy booty?
Stranger: from where?
Stranger: Cali?
You: Yes, thick and lucious.
You: Why YES I am in Cali.
Stranger: bah chicka wow now
You: How did you know?
Stranger: well, you said Latina
You: Oh yeah daddy.
Stranger: the first thing I thought of
You: That sound makes my nipples hard.
Stranger: and you haven't ****ed a black guy?
Stranger: why not?
You: I have before.
Stranger: why you holding out lindsey?
You: I've been addicted since.
Stranger: hot damn
Stranger: once you go black...you never
Stranger: damn
You: My name is not Lindsey, It's Conseuela.
Stranger: i forget the rest
Stranger: cool name
You: It's "once you go black, you never go back."
You: And the saying is true.
Stranger: that's it
Stranger: *hits self upside the head*
You: Once I got a taste of that big, black cucumber in my mouth...
You: I was hooked.
Stranger: do you Latin homeboys get pissed cause you givin it up to the brothas?
Stranger: your*
You: Well most of them give it up to them also.
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah, so they can't really judge.
Stranger: i heard that
You: Where are you?
Stranger: I'm on East Coast
Stranger: Virginia
Stranger: so now you look like whom? Ru Paul?
You: I'm not THAT obvious.
You: I'd say Eva Longoria.
Stranger: wow...you have no shame in your game
You: I sure don't boo.
Stranger: and you must be in SoCal also
You: Yes, near San Diego.
You: Are you in Hampton or near?
Stranger: nope, closer to DC
Stranger: how you know about Hampton?
You: I had a **** buddy who once attended Hampton U.
Stranger: okay, I gotcha
Stranger: yeah, a few people I went to HS went there
Stranger: wow...i heard SD is really nice place to live
You: Yeah, aside from the small earthquakes we usually get. It's nice.
You: By the ocean.
Stranger: well, no snow
Stranger: which I would love
Stranger: we 'bout to get hit tomorrow with some
You: Yeah I heard on the news recently, Las Vegas was hit with snow.
You: I'm like, that's the desert though.
Stranger: global warming
Stranger: gonna **** up everything
You: Yeah it's even affecting my breasts, I feel the silicone moving around.
You: It's been pretty cold too.
Stranger: lol...you make 'em laugh before you **** 'em?
Stranger: or you go right for the ****?
You: That all depends on the size.
You: If it's a big one, sure.
You: If it's a toe, bye.
Stranger: okay..a size Queen I see
You: Oh yes, gotta fill me up.
You: I could never do over 12 inches though.
Stranger: and where do you find the ****ers...er the ones that **** you?
You: I want to keep my esophagus.
You: Um, random sites.
Stranger: i guess whatever field you are in is not the one you should be in
Stranger: do they have a Latina post-op famouse **** actress already?
You: I'm a transgender escort.
You: Not that I know of.
Stranger: and you sell your services where? i know craigslist is shut down
You: Although Christina Aguilera looks a little post-op to me.
Stranger: for that stuff
Stranger: yeah, she does actually
LAWDHAMMERCYGEEZUS TAKE ME HIGHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD at Matilds and Agatha.. And that your latino brothas hook up wit black too hahaha too funny
Yet when I got to the C.A part I wanted to drag yo ass.. Keep it cute Ho don't make me come for yo ass
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Originally posted by bigpimpdaddy
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD at Matilds and Agatha.. And that your latino brothas hook up wit black too hahaha too funny
Yet when I got to the C.A part I wanted to drag yo ass.. Keep it cute Ho don't make me come for yo ass
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You just MAD 'cause a stranger agreed with me.
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