Twitter went apoplectic yesterday after a fake news site reported the early release of Yolanda Saldivar, the reprehensible monster that robbed the world of the shining light that is Selena.
The "news" of Saldivar's early release came from The National Report, which bills itself as "America's #1 News Source" and convinces readers of such by plastering the dumb, stupid faces of Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin on their header. It's one of the many conservative fake news sites that try and fail to be The Onion due to an extreme right-wing inability to grasp basic concepts like "sarcasm" and "humor."
Some of The National Report's other completely hilarious gems include, "Gov. Rick Perry Suspends High School Football In Texas" and "17 Texas Kindergarteners Contract Ebola After Exposure To Liberian Foreign Exchange Student," because publishing a fake story that could stoke an irrational fear of black people is always a laugh riot. Another headline from The National Report's front page reads "Actress Of Rudy Huxtable Fame: “Bill Cosby Drugged And Sexually Harassed Me While Growing Up On The Cosby Show." Sure why not diminish the experience of alleged rape victims and harm their credibility by writing a fake, but topical story about rape? It'll bring in the page views.
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To ensure they really messed with every Mexican-American's head, writers attempted to give credence to its terrible and terribly unfunny lie by setting up a page on Change.org, the petition site where people who don't participate in democracy go to participate in democracy. The December 8 petition appears to be created by a Beatriz Garcia from Mexico City, who was most likely named by opening a Spanish textbook to a random page.
But if that doesn't convince you, a look at the profile page for "Beatriz Garcia" reveals no prior history on Change.org. And a simple Google reverse image search shows the photo to be the work of Mike Mike, a South African photographer who made news in 2011 for a series of images depicting the average face of women of various countries. Take a guess what photo is the first result in a Google image search for "average Mexican woman."
"NO let this rotten pig die like the animal that she is. She killed someone and nothing justifies that. Is Selena gonna come back to life? No! Let that bitch die there. IMr she comes out hope she gets killed. **** that puta!!! DIE YOU PIG! LET YOUR KIDNEY ROT YOU AND LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS"
Damn they madtoo
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Originally posted by Regina George
I heard she now stans for Selena Gomez, let her go.
I feel really terrible for laughing at this.
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Originally posted by Jety92
Please, come to Venezuela, Yo.
We have a surprise for you.
If someone killed her here, he won't ever go to jail, our system is so effective they won't ever find him.