So I typed a long ass write-up and it got lost.
Here's a brief list of the honorable mentions. Whether they didn't make the cut or were too new, here they are.
Kanye West featuring T-Pain, "Good Life"
Fergie, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Carrie Underwood, "Wasted"
50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake, "Ayo Technology"
Chris Brown, "With You"
Paramore, "Misery Business"
And now for the bad ****. Like Chris (V3$$3L) said, there are things worse than "Crank That." Here are 10 songs/artists that need to die, pronto.
Ashley Tisdale, "He Said She Said"
I feel like the video with the song in the background is a MadTV parody in and of itself. Am I the only one? ROFL.
Sarah Connor featuring Ne-Yo, "Sexual Healing"
What is this ****? I couldn't make it through the first minute of the song/video because it's that bad. Ne-Yo...why?
Baby Bash featuring T-Pain, "Cyclone"
It's not like this song is that bad, but Baby Bash is the worst lyricist EVER. Since this was released this year, this **** gets placed here because a spot is ALWAYS reserved for Baby Bash.
Lil' Mama, "Lip Gloss" / "G-Slide"
Your lip gloss is poppin'? LMAO, what? Oh god.
And let's not forget about that horrid "G-Slide" -- the "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" -- hood version!
T-Pain, "Church" / "Buy U A Drank"
I can see how some ****** songs have mainstream appeal, but "Church" has none which is why it flopped. "Church" is T-Pain choking on dick with his
signature vocals on it. And if I hear "Buy U A Drank" again I will kill. Test me.
Hurricane Chris, "A Bay Bay"
He in and of himself is why the music industry is in the toilet. Q4T!
Sean Kingsize, "Beautiful Girls" / "Take You There"
****ing samplers. I'm gonna sample my dick in his mouth, how 'bout that? And that fake accent.
That is all.
Shop Boyz, "Party Like A Rockstar"
Let's just say I will do anything for (or to) Rihanna for making this stall at #2. LMAO.
Soulja Boy, "Soulja Girl"
Nope, this couldn't do what "Crank That" did.
What a pathetic flop. I don't even need to explain why this is bad...just look at the artist name with matching song title and laugh.
Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake, "Give It To Me"
So this song is probably the best of all these, but it sucks because these guys can do so much better. They put this **** together to get a quick buck. For shame. #1 my ass!
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Good Charlotte, "The River"
Kelly Clarkson, "Never Again"