This scenario happened somewhere throughout America a lot within the past couple months:
Friend 1: "Yo, what you listening to?"
Friend 2: "Nothin, this **** with Justin Timberlake and Madonna."
Friend 1: "*****, you mad gay!"
(Friend 2 then proceeds to go home and delete "4 Minutes" off his iPod and not buy Hard Candy, and never like anysongs like that again. Situations like this prevent good songs from making #1.)
Interchange "4 Minutes" with any song that has never made the #1 on the Hot 100, and
voila! There you have it, America's stupidity at its best.