I once peed in an ATM slit/box where you put your ATM receipts.
It was on Oxford St in Sydney at like 11:30pm on a Saturday night and the street was PACKED. I remember my friends being so embarrassed, and I sort of remember all these girls screaming "EWWWWW" and all these guys laughing. Everyone stepped away as a long stream of my pee made its way from the ATM, across the footpath and into the gutter.
That was 2 years ago. I'm 21.
I was so, so, soooo messed up that night though. I was euphoric. But I also needed to pee. The sad thing is, there are so many side streets and alleys I could have gone off in. But nope. Couldn't wait. Walked right up to a wall and peed into an ATM receipt box thinking "that'll do." Did it right there on one of the busiest streets in all of Sydney when everyone was out clubbing.