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Discussion: Stan-Wars.com Discussion Thread
Member Since: 3/14/2013
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She was threatened by Aaliyah, so she overloaded Aaliyah’s plane with all of the copies of Destiny’s Child albums that her cockeyed father bought (Do you really think The Writings On The Wall sold that many copies?)
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I snorted so many times. I can't take it.
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Of course not everybody was overtaken by the Creole Holy Ghost — and the usual suspects tried it…
“Was she lip-synching?”
“Is she being too sexual?”
“Why wasn’t she doing more choreography?”
That whole “pot calling the kettle black” thing has never really applied to stan wars, and especially not to Beyoncé.
It amazes me that any other day of the year you brain-dead twinks get your life from lip-synching and paraplegic choreography, yet last night was the night you decided to start having standards?
And as far as the Rihanna/Britney/Miley/whoever stans who insist on trying it every time Beyoncé sneezes, the sheer nerve of you stealing your neighbor’s WiFi to go on Twitter to criticize Beyoncé for being indecent and overly sexual. Why is it okay for Rihanna stans to bottom raw in the pissy bathrooms of clubs in bad neighborhoods, but 2 happily married and STD-free people can’t show their love in public? 10 years ago they were too afraid to even sit beside each other, now Beyoncé is walking around with her hands in Jay’s pants.
If you believe in love and all that it can do for you, then you would celebrate their union instead of trying to tear them down!
But all of the criticism was just a mild day in the world of Beyoncé.
Beyoncé has reached the phase of her career where just the mention of her name sends the world into a frenzy.
Ever since she released “Bow Down” and President Obama had to intervene, Beyonce has had all of you in your feelings and she’s been on a a bit of a hot streak: the biggest first week sales of her career, the highest-grossing tour of her career (or by any African-American artist in history) and she’s done it all without much support (read: validation) from pop radio or even her own label.
The Grammys were just one of many headline-grabbing, attention-stealing moves that Beyoncé made in the last year solely off of the strength of her name, talent and work ethic — and she’s just getting started.
You can act like bitter, bald-headed coons who’ve never had nice things and you can sit there and pretend like you’re some music snobs while your fave can’t even book a Grammy stage. You can sit there and act like you don’t recognize good ***** while it’s slaying in a chair at the Grammys, but I can assure that Beyoncé’s lashings only get worse; so it’s best that you just accept the wonderful, legendary, Creole magnificence that is Beyonce Gisselle Knowles-Carter.
Amen.
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SNATCHED
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SORRY. THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM
BY PRINCE & NPG RECORDS.
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Frank Ocean doing the absolute most on his profile.
The male artists one was kind of lame.
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Member Since: 5/12/2012
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this ****ing site
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Stan Language is a combination of gay slang, Ebonics, smilies, internet abbreviations and just general, poor education.
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This website is God's gift to the internet. I have tears in my eyes!
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This is just more of the unfunny, recycled, outdated 2012 'gorl not tew much!' stan humor that's only said by Beyonce stans.
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Member Since: 9/22/2011
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Reason #5 – Revenge
Perhaps the shunning of male pop artists by gay male stans is a form of revenge.
Maybe as retribution for all the heterosexual males who picked on them in middle school and all of the attractive, masculine trade who rejects them on Grindr, gay male fans often embrace female pop tarts like Katy Perry and Britney Spears and reject more talented male artists such as Robin Thicke and Pink.
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Ew. This reads like a Beyonce stan's mad ravings.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Originally posted by Aaron
This is just more of the unfunny, recycled, outdated 2012 'gorl not tew much!' stan humor that's only said by Beyonce stans.
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The site used to be better when it didn't try so hard with its beyonce agenda. It still has funny bits, but the illusion of it as a satirical, yet objective, point of view on stan culture has pretty much been diminished—to the point of coming off as hypocrisy—due to the fact that the Beyonce stanning has become such a primary focal point of the site.
I'll still view and enjoy, but it won't ever be as great as it was before, imo.
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We wanted to study the musical habits of the average Internet gay stan. It was very important that we didn’t generalize or stereotype these stans so we picked 100 stereotypical pop music-stanning queens whose musical tastes were formed by TRL and Radio Disney.
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Member Since: 3/1/2012
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I love that website so much.
The truth. THE TRUTH! It always serves it and has people seething.
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During this performance, Justin played the keys, solved a Rubix cube, delivered a baby, picked up the other members of N’Sync from their shift at T.G.I. Friday’s, got to level 452 on Candy Crush, all while he danced and sang completely live.
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and reject more talented male artists such as Robin Thicke and Pink.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FDJKS
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Member Since: 9/11/2010
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Originally posted by Doogle
900% done
It's even funnier since I'm studying her at school right now.
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That tweet KILLED me.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Echelon
The site used to be better when it didn't try so hard with its beyonce agenda. It still has funny bits, but the illusion of it as a satirical, yet objective, point of view on stan culture has pretty much been diminished—to the point of coming off as hypocrisy—due to the fact that the Beyonce stanning has become such a primary focal point of the site.
I'll still view and enjoy, but it won't ever be as great as it was before, imo.
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Pretty much this. It's become a bit too much now.
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Member Since: 11/20/2010
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"I believe with every fiber of Blackness in my body that Dr. King did not march on Washington so that “Body Party” would be ignored by pop radio stations"
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