My Mum's partner's son told me about this woman who drove over an hour when her car was smoking, and when asked if she checked the engine, she said "Yes, it's still there."
My sister and I didn't stop laughing for a good 5 minutes.
Girl, this one time my friend Marissa was saying she thought Canada was in Europe or some ****. And when I corrected her and called her a dumbass, she was like "OMG I'm sorry I was never good at Geometry."
Your sig makes me just love this site
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Originally posted by Shape
My little sister (bless this bitch) thought that girls could give head underwater because they got oxygen from the boy's ****.
LMAOOO
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Originally posted by cheers09
there was this japanese guy that i was chatting on boyahoy(a gay dating app) and he asked if in the philippines, we were still living in trees. that bitch
Friend: So I have a question
Me: Yes?
Friend: What year will it be fall of next year?
Me: .....I don't...
Friend: Next year! In the fall? What year will it be?
Me: It's going to be fall of 2012....
Friend: No!!! What year is it gonna be fall of next year
She was being serious too. Same friend:
Friend: Wait can you eat eggs?
Me: Yes...
Friend: Oh but eggs come from cows
