[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Ainsworth

Didn't y'all notice the server suddenly became faster thanks to this thread?

Satan is here with us.

OMG I just noticed that

[Gui Blackout]

Originally posted by Scandal & Media

In all seriousness though, I think Satanism is pretty interesting. They have good morals and such, too.

Yes, like Charles Manson .

[primo.]

Originally posted by Ainsworth

Didn't y'all notice the server suddenly became faster thanks to this thread?

Satan is here with us.

Lucifer is so good to us.

[Scandal & Media]

Originally posted by RatedG²

Good morals? I wouldn't think so

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan...ism#Philosophy

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by CoolestPerson12

They actually do, I saw some of their laws and they do have good morals to my surprise. I thought all they do is have orgies.

fjdisoafjioad

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by ****iNESS

Our FATHER is doing his work.

What type of food will be serviced after the ritual has commenced?

[Gui Blackout]

****y stop trolling.

[Sunshine.]

Originally posted by CoolestPerson12

No, its not. If Satan is real, I bet he's ****ing the tooth fairy eh.

Looks like someone woke up to pennies under their pillows.

[Scandal & Media]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

Yes, like Charles Manson .

Just like Christianity and the KKK/Nazi's?

[bleuwaffle]

Satanism gets such a bad rep. It's not at all what the media portrays it to be

[primo.]

Originally posted by Rated R

Question: We all know that Rihanna is the Illuminati Queen...which is associated with Satan. So if I join will I get to spend time with my true Queen?

You get to spend an eternity of drinking and twerking to TTT with Rihanna (one of our disciples)

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Scandal & Media

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan...ism#Philosophy

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[Kang.]

The server

Sats is with us, gurls.

[primo.]

Originally posted by iBeyoncé.

What type of food will be serviced after the ritual has commenced?

We will feast on the bones of non-believers.

[primo.]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

I, too follow Satan.

YES, SISTER!

[Ainsworth]

This is my favorite Satanic prayer:

Father Satan, I call to you from the deepst parts of my heart, I praise your name with every breath of my body, I worship you with every fibre of my being. You shown me what true strength is. You have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you, came to show me the true light.
My master, my father and my friend. What a great gift that is.
Hail to the King!

[Nicole]

Originally posted by iBeyoncé.

nnnnn
I hear Satan wears blonde wings
And promotes suicide.

Originally posted by Maven

I thought the devil wore Prada.

It's all starting to add up.

[Tropez]

Originally posted by sailor****

Looks like someone woke up to pennies under their pillows.

Oh yea I did, I also got coal from good ol Nick for christmas. Satan is just a bed time story that went too far ya know.

[Callisto.]

I ENVOKE THEE MANON!! I ENVOKE THEE! I ENVOKE THEE!

[Rated R]

Originally posted by ****iNESS

You get to spend an eternity of drinking and twerking to TTT with Rihanna (one of our disciples)

Count me in.