Hello all.
I am Remeese, and welcome to my birthday speech.
I do a speech everytime I get banned, so why not do one for my birthday?
Last year was tragic for my birthday.. last year, I was banned during my birthday on here,
And on other sites.. nobody even cared that it was my birthday. At least this year, it's different.
I am so happy to be here with all of you, even the people I don't know much, you are all amazing and entertaining people.
Hopefully you all will enjoy this day for all that it's worth.
So now, since it's my 16th birthday, we will be celebrating with my favorite things.
May you all listen to Lady GaGa and my other favorites, rock out to Glee episodes, shimmy to the movie 'Hairspray' and cry to the movie 'The Last song', and of course.. GIVE ME A MOTHER****ING PRESENT.
[holds out a big bag for you to put them in]
hope u have a awesome day and get lots of gifts and candy 
Goooooorl. I was just gonna say...
