Yeah and the only relevant polls are the ones where she asks what the next single should be. Then when a song wins three polls in a row they still don't make it a single.
"What's Britney's best outfit from the tour?" I mean, seriously?
Teen queen Britney Spears' "Big Apple Circus" started with Coney Island flair and freak-show charm.
A legless woman and a bald man traded tricks on a trampoline. A midget ringleader shouted encouragement from the sideline. Martial artists kicked and flipped in unison.
A near-capacity audience hooted with disbelief as a gymnast flipped and jumped on an inches-wide balance beam.
Then things got more surreal.
Nearly 10 minutes into Spears' Tuesday night show at Tulsa's BOK Center, the main attraction herself descended from the ceiling into the center of a gyrating circus.
Spears was nearly lost in the mix
Her dancing, caged-animal routine was sexy, but the masked men who danced around her wheeled golden cage during "Piece of Me" stole the show.
By stomping her heels and strutting across the stage in glittered bombast, she stole it right back.
The evening's show was an over-the-top big-top performance in every way. It had to be.
Spears is larger than life. Everything about her is gilded and glitzy, over-hyped and hyperspeed.
Her "Circus" tour show showcases those traits.
The three-ring spectacle was filled with live choreography — Spears as its sultry ringleader, if not its full-time singer.
The five-act legion of illusion and bewitchment wasn't the only sleight-of-hand Tuesday night.
Much of her set was lip-synched — and Spears was too busy dancing and contorting to be bothered with concealing it.
The lack of "live" singing at a concert is controversial for many, but not for this crowd. The fans came to be entertained.
A magician appeared to cut the star into pieces and then made her lingerie-clad form disappear while she lip-synched and shimmied to "Ooh Ooh Baby" and "Hot as Ice."
And then there was another costume change and another hippodrome-ready vision of pomp and grandeur.
Half a dozen gold-plated low-rider bicycles rolled in. Dancers enveloped Spears, and then — a solo.
She covered Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" sans fanfare, nearly alone on stage and dressed in rocker black spandex pants and bikini top. She traipsed out from the circus and into a house of fun.
Quite possibly the largest crowd response came with her live version of "Everytime" as she sat perched in a shimmering bird seat.
Following that song, she skipped, catlike, into another costume change and into the songs "Freakshow" and "Get Naked."
Masked men gave way to more than a dozen dancers on golden couches. "Breathe on Me" and "Touch of My Hand" followed in an electrified freakshow-peepshow segment.
That morphed into metallic props and welding sparks as a leather-wearing troupe launched into a tattoo and boom-beat segment with "Do Something," "Toxic" and a street-tough, amped dance version of "Baby One More Time."
The live band was lost in the pits for most of the show but gained momentum toward the end of the concert.
The organic sound of beating drums and wailing guitars added a sense of humanity — even if it was surreally Technicolored.
But, all that said, even with the sex, the innuendo, the crassness, the bombast and the million-dollar production, there's still a subtle naďveté about Spears and her stage presence.
It peeks from beneath her curtain of hair extensions and her torrid lash-batting, but it's there.
She didn't command her audience — but that seemed OK because everyone was already along for the ride.
In many ways, Spears is still the childlike Disney Mouseketeer. She's choreographed; she's beautiful; and her timing's perfect.
Uh Oh you guys, BRITannica is at it again.....she put some tweet messages in Portuguese concerning the "Surprise announcement". Some people are speculating it's an announcement of a Brazil leg/date that's the surprise supposedly (Anthony...I bet you going to flip your wig if it's true lol). I don't know what to make of this....she (BRITannica) is such a headache to us fans it's insane.
She originally posted this message but then deleted it for some reason. Eu vou revelar a surpresa em breve, os făs de B! It's BRITannica, vadia.
Translated in English:
I'll reveal the surprise soon, fans of B! It's Britannica, bitch.
Now you can see alot of her recent tweets or in Portuguese....I hate this chick. She's so damn annoying! lol
Other Tweets:
Boa noite făs, brasileiro B! xx25 minutes ago from web
@karenzitaaaa @Marcelle_Sutta @joelmadiva @raaaaauuuul Oh! Ew! I mean, Eu sou horrível em portuguęs...
It's BRITannica, vadia.about 1 hour ago from web
@olhojunto @manuelvictor Sou mulher! Um... I mean bonita? Bonito = homem?about 1 hour ago from web in reply to olhojunto
@loosho @_larynd @douguii @VicNeto Sou muito bonito!!!!!!about 1 hour ago from web in reply to loosho http://twitter.com/RealBRiTannica
Shitannica is so annoying say what you gotta say bish or STFU!!! Geez
LMFAO. First of all, I don't have a wig. Second of all, I think that lunatic was just showing off by posting in portuguese... I mean, Britney's manager already said the tour is not coming to Latin America, remember?
I mean, Britney's manager already said the tour is not coming to Latin America, remember? 