New Release Tuesday is Tom's pet project. He came up with the idea, he runs the ship, he makes sure we're either in or out, and if we're in, he's on us, and if we're out, he acts like we aren't even wearing chaps bro. Tom takes care of everything on this here column, mmhmm. Sometimes the albums we decide on for NRT sound like they're going to be the ****, and unfortunately sometimes they don't.
Bruno Mars' new album was one where the vibe going in (yes code) was completely different.
One thing that annoys me about modern music today is that I (Joel) don't really get hardons for music you hear on the radio very often. But whenever my wife has her radio on and Bruno Mars comes on, I am somehow not as miserable as I was prior to him entering my holes.
When Tom approached the crew about the latest NRT and mentioned it was the new Bruno Mars, I think he was kind of freaked out that Tim and I, the most miserable of the bunch, were all the **** over it.
Tim and I have come out of the closet on different occasions in support of this tiny little throat named Bruno Mars, and while we can't completely explain why we like the dude, it's impossible to ignore the fact the kid is talented. Regardless of whether you're an asshole who uses hateful words like "******" and "*****" and "homo" when referring to a successful musician (or anyone for that ****ing matter), I'll have you know that if I love someone who you think falls into that category, feel free to include me in your definition of ****** ***** homo you ****ing cockswaggling tubeshank.