I found the guy I dated throughout most of college on Twitter. Damn, he is really dumb. How did I not realize this? I mean, I always knew he wasn't really on my level, but this is embarrassing. He just referred to Swahili as a country.
And his typing! I was in a relationship with Khia.
I found the guy I dated throughout most of college on Twitter. Damn, he is really dumb. How did I not realize this? I mean, I always knew he wasn't really on my level, but this is embarrassing. He just referred to Swahili as a country.
And his typing! I was in a relationship with Khia.
I could have never done it. Dumb people are so unattractive.
I could have never done it. Dumb people are so unattractive.
But sometimes they have good personalities, right? :-/
I'm happy I was closeted for most of the time we dated and didn't tell many people about him. I mean, I'm sure people knew, but I never did anything to confirm it and therefore they can only assume I had become really good friends with a special person.
So there's this "straight" boy who has been alll over me today. He refers to me as his "boyfriend" and wants me to take him on a date, kiss him and hold his hands, then take him home to **** him. I'm finding it really hard to believe this guy is actually straight.
My Facebook friend that posted the photo of her and the deer she killed? ...yeah, she made that pic her default. I just saw it again.
Killed as in accidentally hit with a car, or killed as in hunted?
Where I grew up, they'd cancel school on the first day of deer hunting season because they knew 75% of the kids wouldn't show up.
Which reminds me of this ridiculous thing my redneck acquaintances were posting on Facebook a few years back:
Quote:
Rules of Rural Illinois
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. We have rock roads and dirt roads. No matter how slow you drive, you're
going to get dust on your Lexus. And I drive a truck because I want to.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny
to you. But they smell like money to us. Don't like it?
I-64 goes east and west, I-55 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $350,000
combines that only driven about 3 weeks a year.
6. Everyone in rural Illinois waves. It's called being friendly.
7. Dont stand along side the road with your broken down Lexis, 'cause if that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. We eat taters, gravy, beans and cornbread. You really want
sushi and caviar? It's available at Jim's bait shop.
9. The "Season Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
holiday and the schools are closed.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardle
of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order meat and potatoes. Or
you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we set a table, there are three main dishes: meats,
vegetables, and breads. We use three seasonings - salt, pepper, and
ketchup.
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served
over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be homegrown, cute,
knows how to shoot, drive a truck, and she better have long hair.
15. College and high school football are as important here as the Cavs
and the Knicks... and more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit into the water hazards -- it
spooks the fish.
17. Colleges? We have them all. We have State Universities , Community
Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a
love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home
for the holidays.
18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't
music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your
boxers. Refer back to #1.
19. Two inches of snow isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive in it
like you got some sense, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach
from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska . Worst case you may have to
live a whole day without going to Wal Mart. The pickups with snowplows will
have you out the next day.
What could I call this? Is it, like, country bumpkin snobbery? I adore the senseless agression, the Lexus hate, the bit about love of GOD AND COUNTRY (values which are apparently instilled in rural youths by local colleges, universities and vocational schools), and the air of moral superiority. It's a goldmine.
So there's this "straight" boy who has been alll over me today. He refers to me as his "boyfriend" and wants me to take him on a date, kiss him and hold his hands, then take him home to **** him. I'm finding it really hard to believe this guy is actually straight.
I'm sure he'd classify himself as DL. That's cute. You should take him up on it.
Killed as in accidentally hit with a car, or killed as in hunted?
Where I grew up, they'd cancel school on the first day of deer hunting season because they knew 75% of the kids wouldn't show up.
Which reminds me of this ridiculous thing my redneck acquaintances were posting on Facebook a few years back:
What could I call this? Is it, like, country bumpkin snobbery? I adore the senseless agression, the Lexus hate, the bit about love of GOD AND COUNTRY (values which are apparently instilled in rural youths by local colleges, universities and vocational schools), and the air of moral superiority. It's a goldmine.
She goes hunting all the time, that was her first personal kill.
