One Direction talk about the most
rock ‘n’ roll things they’ve ever done!
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As anyone who knows anything will know that One Direction are all about the sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll. In fact we’re shocked that they’re still alive after some of Liam Payne’s party antics, and breathing in Niall Horan’s farts.
The boys recently spoke to The Mirror about the most rock ‘n’ roll things they’ve ever done. “I went to Ibiza for one night”, said Louis Tomlinson.
Zayn Malik weighed in with: “Got tattoos. I need to count them. I’ve got six.”
Liam sent everyone into a state of shock and disgust with his tale. “I didn’t drink any fizzy drinks for two months. I’m hard.”
We know you haven’t quite recovered from that revelation yet, but we’re going to have to ask you to click next to hear Zayn up the edgy ante even further. Honestly, we feel like we need rehab after all this
“I smashed up a Vespa,” said Zayn as a shadow cast across his face.
“He’d never driven a moped before and he had this brand new one we were using in a video shoot – and crashed it,” added Louis, shuddering at the sire of anything less than fabulous.
“I’m making this sound more glamorous than what it actually was,” continued el Maliko.
“It just span out and went crazy, ran on about two metres and hit some gravel. And it was limited edition, worth thousands of pounds. They had to put red nail polish over the scratches.”
Two metres? Gravel? Red nail polish? We’re taking to our beds. Someone bring us a fan and a wet flannel for our brows.
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