I'm sooo devo @ losing my entire Grindr profile. I feel sad.
All my buddies being DRAGGED away from my life and now I have to hunt them down on my new profile.
I should have snatched their phone numbers.
What a **** day it's been. Breaking my phone by spilling milk on it, then buying a new iPhone for $780 (

) and running back to the store all day to fix installation errors.
OMG I can't believe tomorrow is April Fools. Feels like yesterday.