mine is a sequel to royals lol
here's the one that I actually sent and forgot to edit with everyone's feedback. don't drag the ringtone line ok!
Wear The Crown
dancing in the dark with blood and wine
all I can see is lovers deceit
wearing hoods and caps with little white stripes
messing up our lives so gracefully
blinded by the gold on the TV screen
there's more to life than this
basement of my best friends house
We say it loud, we say it proud
We sing it now to the edge of town
We値l never be royals
Queen of the nothing
but i値l wear the crown
Gotta be the best of the bourgeoisie
Big blue eyes and big white teeth
Price of fame is just a fantasy
Flaunt your wealth, so casually
But i値l keep it between just you and me
Something in the dark, and it痴 hidden beneath
basement of my best friends house
We say it loud, we say it proud
We sing it now to the edge of town
We値l never be royals
Queen of the nothing
but i値l wear the crown
Stars in the bathroom getting stoned
The one痴 you had for your new ringtone
All the glitz and glamour, and all of the fame
I値l never forget the day my life changed
I値l never forget the place i call home
The best years of my life spent on a plane
To be in a crowded room alone
Basement of my best friends house
I say it loud, i say it proud
I sing it now to edge of town
I値l never be royal
Queen of nothing
And i値l wear the crown
I just realised that my chorus has a typo in it

it should just read "queen of nothing" not "queen of the nothing". vodka, ha power!