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Originally posted by Swaggie
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Let me tell you something about Pierce. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Sinny, who was totally gorgeous but then he had a sex change, and Pierce was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Sinny, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-gerls pool party, I was like, "Pierce, I can't invite you, because I think you're a ***." I mean, I couldn't have a *** at my party. There were gonna be gerls there in their speedos. I mean, right? He was a ***. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
