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Originally posted by Lipton
I saw that you had went through a messy, turbulent divorce.
He was a broken man when I met him, but through my unconditional love and support he has become the man I want him to be.
He's ready to love again and be with someone who can satisfy his wants, needs, and desires.
I get this on the daily and flowers at my job where I make six figures.
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Ok Lipton, let's hit the pAUSE button. I am a married man and this is completely inappropriate. Despite threats of divorce (and moving out by calling on the service of the drunkard Early, who will no doubt show up and then collapse at our front door begging for food as usual), no such thing is happening because I have the most flawless life, and I get to share it with the man of my dreams.
Our relationship is to be kept strictly in the *friend zone*, compris?