But the critics on your side of the pond are enamored.
Time Out London: It’s an intoxicating marvel, strange and sublime: it combines sci-fi ideas, gloriously unusual special effects and a sharp atmosphere of horror. 5/5
The Telegraph: Scarlett Johansson stars as an alien serial killer in Jonathan Glazer's astonishing new film. It's a masterpiece. 5/5
The Guardian: A sexy space alien hunts men in Scotland in this extraordinary malarial dream from Jonathan Glazer. 5/5
London Evening Standard: Scarlett Johansson is beautiful and repellent simultaneously in a cinematic experience from director Jonathan Glazer to rival Stanley Kubrick or David Lynch. 4/4
The Independent: A wondrously odd and jarring affair, pitched between science fiction and observational documentary, between the exotic and the banal. Johansson, in a full-blooded and very brave performance, gives the film its heart. 4/5
Hmm so like a more intellectual and prettier Tomb Raider (with better acting)?