In the night I can't help it anymore,
I let out a scream, of pain, of joy
Is that what you're meant to do, what you're for?
You're a bitch, no help, you're just a toy
O Robert, Robert! Wherefore art thou, Robert?
Deny thy warnings and refuse thy ban;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my reports,
And I'll no longer be a ***.
How come when I left this page open for a couple of minutes while I was idle all of these videos on this page turned into autoplay and I came back running to what sounded like chaos.
How come when I left this page open for a couple of minutes while I was idle all of these videos on this page turned into autoplay and I came back running to what sounded like chaos.
I broke my big toe on my right foot? How? ****ing flip flops.
So yesterday, I was turning a corner on the street while texting, and stubbed my toe on the corner of the building.
Few minutes later, stubbed the same toe on the pole of a street sign while crossing the street.
IMMEDIATELY after that, I stubbed my toe on a fire hydrant, then on the curb of the street.
When I get home, stubbed my door on the little stoop right in front of the door.
Then I stubbed it on the door frame walking in.
Then on the doorway to the hallway.
Then on my bedroom door when I was leaving my room.
Then on the leg of my desk.
Then on the metal rim at the bottom of my bed.