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Originally posted by roman19911
I think Chanel #3 will be bathtub baby.
It will be unexpected. They always talk about her father, nobody is talking about her mother 
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See, my mom is crazy and always thinks aliens are talking to her, and the year before I was born, she started corresponding with this really bad man, who's in prison because he's responsible for the deaths of, like, a lot of people. And my mom evidently arranged these conjugal visits with this guy, and so last year I took a DNA test, and I found out this guy's my real father.
